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This morning on the motorway, I looked over to my right and there was a woman in a brand new BMW doing 75mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner.
I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup!
As a man, I don’t scare easily. But she scared me so much; I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the meat pie out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my mobile phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed, and burned Big Jim and the twins, ruined the phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call.
BL00DY women drivers!!
Backs away slowly as i am guilty of almost every offence including the pie eating….. but i can steer just brillo with my knees :D
I assume you don’t have Big Jim and the twins Velvet, but I hate to be the one to tell you this….you need a new electric shaver, that one isn’t getting close enough
(legs it quickly!)
Apologises for the bristle rash on your inner thighes Jen :shock:
That’s ok, I’ve got aloe vera to sooth it…besides, it was worth it :wink: :lol:
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