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I know there are a lot of things a woman cant do, ie
Throw
Eat a kebab while walking
Get told off without crying
Understand fruit machines
Walk past a shoe shop
Like your friends
Buy plain envelopes
Not try to change you
Go to the toilet by themselves
Choose a video quickly
Get this far without having argued about one of the aboveBut they have this wonderful capacity to store words a man says and bring them up 15 years later in an argument.You really should enter the world memory championships, dominic o brien would be proud of you. :lol:
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh, and much much more! :lol:
To turn this around a bit, if you ask a man to do something, he won’t, if you don’t want him to do something, he will! Allbeit not whilst doing something else – impossible! :lol:
Oh and add to the list
turning things around :lol:
and think of England!!!!!!!!!!! ‘cos that is the saying!!!!!!!! :lol:
I’m confused Cert………..your point is?
:lol: :lol:
What ! Certy!
Never heard of this …lol
I can wash out 44 pairs of socks and have ’em hangin out on the line
I can starch & iron 2 dozens shirts ‘fore you can count from 1 to 9
I can scoop up a great big dipper full of lard from the drippins can
Throw it in the skillet, go out & do my shopping, be back before it melts in the pan
‘Cause I’m a woman! W-O-M-A-N, I’ll say it againI can rub & scrub this old house til it’s shinin like a dime
Feed the baby, grease the car, & powder my face at the same time
Get all dressed up, go out and swing til 4 a.m. and then
Lay down at 5, jump up at 6, and start all over again
‘Cause I’m a woman! W-O-M-A-N, I’ll say it againIf you come to me sickly you know I’m gonna make you well
If you come to me all hexed up you know I’m gonna break the spell
If you come to me hungry you know I’m gonna fill you full of grits
If it’s lovin you’re likin, I’ll kiss you and give you the shiverin’ fits
‘Cause I’m a woman! W-O-M-A-N, I’ll say it againI can stretch! a green black dollar bill from here to kindom come!
I can play the numbers pay the bills and still end up with some!
I got a twenty-dollar gold piece says there ain’t nothing I can’t do
I can make a dress out of a feed bag and I can make a man out of you
‘Cause I’m a woman! W-O-M-A-N, I’ll say it again:lol:
@kent f OBE wrote:
I’m confused Cert………..your point is?
:lol: :lol:
Ha ha Kent good one :lol:
This could be the ultimate “What women are like” thread. :-
@pepsi wrote:
What ! Certy!
Never heard of this …lol
I can wash out 44 pairs of socks and have ’em hangin out on the line
I can starch & iron 2 dozens shirts ‘fore you can count from 1 to 9
I can scoop up a great big dipper full of lard from the drippins can
Throw it in the skillet, go out & do my shopping, be back before it melts in the pan
‘Cause I’m a woman! W-O-M-A-N, I’ll say it againI can rub & scrub this old house til it’s shinin like a dime
Feed the baby, grease the car, & powder my face at the same time
Get all dressed up, go out and swing til 4 a.m. and then
Lay down at 5, jump up at 6, and start all over again
‘Cause I’m a woman! W-O-M-A-N, I’ll say it againIf you come to me sickly you know I’m gonna make you well
If you come to me all hexed up you know I’m gonna break the spell
If you come to me hungry you know I’m gonna fill you full of grits
If it’s lovin you’re likin, I’ll kiss you and give you the shiverin’ fits
‘Cause I’m a woman! W-O-M-A-N, I’ll say it againI can stretch! a green black dollar bill from here to kindom come!
I can play the numbers pay the bills and still end up with some!
I got a twenty-dollar gold piece says there ain’t nothing I can’t do
I can make a dress out of a feed bag and I can make a man out of you
‘Cause I’m a woman! W-O-M-A-N, I’ll say it again:lol:
do you live with 4 football teams Pepsi :shock:
Lol
No Certy ! Twas a knee jerk reaction to your post!
Great lyrics though!
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