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health and safety experts in cambridge are left baffled as a rogue christmas tree broke health and safety rules,and fell, unexpectedly on a passing mother and baby. the tree was fastened to a building when it broke free and attacked the poor unsuspecting member of public as she went about her christmas shopping in the high street
council officials will no doubt hold a three day meeting in a big expensive hotel to discuss how such a terrible event could have happened. the tree was removed from the crime scene and will be served withan asbo as soon as courts stop reeling from forgetting to process thousands of cases in leeds. where thousands of people got away with their chosen crimes simply by not turning up to court. the christmas tree will be afforded no such liberties and indeed could be the downfall of christmas trees from now on. councils across england will now be forced to do 54 page risk assessment for every tree put on display. and of course the cost will be added to council taxes promptly. however a representative of the group spruces with truces has made a statement saying that this incident was nit representative of all christmas trees and members of the public should not resort to waging revenge on innocent trees. :lol: :lol: :lol:Last new year whilst I was out on the lash, a woman engaged in assulting a chrimbo tree! :lol: Everybody knows the song, I’ve had the time of my lifeeeeeee, this is when a drunken woman decides it would be nice to show her affections to her fella and do a running jump at him in hope he’ll catch her … anyway this woman had done this a couple of times, I told my fella to watch as I was sure she was going to go flying and she did, taking down the glasses on the bar and the poor christmas tree flew into the lit log fire :lol: :lol: The place was in uproar, it made my new year anyhow but I did feel sorry for the tree, all melted and forlorn. :lol: :lol:
@*Sian wrote:
Last new year whilst I was out on the lash, a woman engaged in assulting a chrimbo tree! :lol: Everybody knows the song, I’ve had the time of my lifeeeeeee, this is when a drunken woman decides it would be nice to show her affections to her fella and do a running jump at him in hope he’ll catch her … anyway this woman had done this a couple of times, I told my fella to watch as I was sure she was going to go flying and she did, taking down the glasses on the bar and the poor christmas tree flew into the lit log fire :lol: :lol: The place was in uproar, it made my new year anyhow but I did feel sorry for the tree, all melted and forlorn. :lol: :lol:
that made me laugh!!!!!!! :lol:
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