Woman goes to the doctors

And says ‘Doctor, I have this rather embarassing problem. It’s my left breast – every time I touch it, I fart’ The doctor asks if she can show him which she does. ‘Very strange, tell me is just the left one?’

The woman says she doesn’t know so the docor asks if he can touch the right one. So he has a feel and nothing happens. ‘What about if I touch them both at the same time?’ The woman says she’ll try anything. So he squeezes them, jiggles them about – both as a pair and individually. Again, the problem is just the left breast.

‘Well, I’m a bit of a loss. There’s only one thing I can think of’ So he goes into the corner of the room and gets this big stick with a hook on the end of it. ‘What are you going to with that!?’ the woman shrieks.

‘Open a window, you’re f***in stinking!’