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    Maria-s=Sex dressed in black looked out of her ivory tower. The rain was threatening to ruin the convene tonight.

    She opened the window and started to chant:-
    “Gods of power, Gods of might,
    I bid you now, stop this plight,
    Stop the rain, we need no more,
    Let it fall, nevermore.”

    The rain stopped immediately. Maria-s closed the window and walked towards her cabinet full of strange looking dolls. Pulling out one with hair and a wicked smile, she turned it over and picked up a pin. Dipping the pin in an open jar of acid she then stuck the pin in the doll’s bottom, withdrew and jabbed it again. She did this several times whilst watching a font of water. “Be gone you little toad” she shouted at the font.

    Thin-ice no dice no ice, looked up just as the rain stopped. He smirked to himself, “Perfect.”

    Suddenly he omitted a howl that made all the birds in the area fly off. His bottom was on fire, he jerked up. “Ooooooooooooow” he shrieked, there was that pain again. Soon Thin-ice no dice no ice, was running around the field in between stones holding on to his bottom trying to stop the burning pain up his bottom. “Ooooooow, ooooooowwwwwwwwww, ooooooooooooooow” he screamed with huge tears rolling down his face. By the time the pain stopped, he was exhausted and in so much pain there was nothing else for him to do except go home for a hot bath and his favourite food of chilli and chips. Slowly he made his way back to his VW Passat without a number plate, in case he felt the need to go dogging and drove all the way home without his bum touching the seat.

    To be continued ……….. :twisted:

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