WINE!

Very drole. I’ll tell you what else booze is good for: Weekend Clique Wars ©. Which side will you be rooting for, Ms Gooner? Personally, I’m hoping for a better showing from the Pats/Fastcars led team. They’ve been very quiet recently but I’ve a feeling they’re keeping some powder dry for just the proper occasion. I notice the Sword/Dagger/Mims team have sprinkled about a bit of early Thursday skirmish action. They’ll figure well. What about the Pete/Esme team that have been making a bid for board hegemony over the last few weeks? Still reeling from last week or an unstoppable new power?

LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE

@sharongooner wrote:

IMPORTANT HEALTH ADVISORY FOR WOMEN

Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
Do you suffer from shyness?
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask
your doctor or
pharmacist about White Wine.

White Wine is the safe, natural way to feel better and
more confident
about yourself and your actions. White Wine can help
ease you out of
your shyness and let you tell the world that you’re
ready and willing
to do just about anything.

You will notice the benefits of White Wine almost
immediately and
with
a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any
obstacles that
prevent
you from living the life you want to live.

Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past
and you will
discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop
hiding and start
living, with White Wine. White Wine may not be right
for everyone.
Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use White
Wine. However,
women who wouldn’t mind nursing or becoming pregnant
are encouraged
to
try it.

Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting,
incarceration,
erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of
clothing, loss of
money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table
dancing,
headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing
Karaoke and
play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare,
and Naked
Twister.

WARNING:
The consumption of White Wine may make you think you
are whispering
when you are not.
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WARNING:
The consumption of White Wine is a major factor in
dancing like an
idiot.
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WARNING:
The consumption of White Wine may cause you to tell
your friends over
and over again that you love them.
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WARNING:
The consumption of White Wine may cause you to think
you can sing.
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WARNING:
The consumption of White Wine may lead you to believe
that ex-lovers
are really dying for you to telephone them at four in
the morning.
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WARNING:
The consumption of White Wine may make you think you
can logically
converse with members of the opposite sex without
spitting.
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WARNING:
The consumption of White Wine may create the illusion
that you are
tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most
people
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NOW JUST IMAGINE WHAT YOU COULD ACHIEVE WITH RED
WINE!!! :lol: :lol:

All of the above! Im on to the red..from now! :wink: