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Will’s African (could be Polish…) lion walks into an Irish pub and says to the barman, “I’m supposed to be meeting my twin brother here, have you seen him?”
The barman replied, “I’ve no idea, what does he look like?”:roll:
V *points below* They thought it was good.
This has to be a fake story ….. because if it was an Irish pub (presumably with an Irish barman) then he would have prefaced his reply with “Sure an Begorrah ……” wouldn’t he?
Then of course it could have been an /Irish pub in, say, Cricklewood Broadway – in which case the barman would have added “innit” to his reply.
The plain fact is that it wasn’t a lion with a twin at all – it was an unemployed actor (they’re always unemployed) dressed up as a lion, trying to cadge free drinks from a simpleton.
Anyway lions can’t speak English (or Polish for that matter).
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