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@anita Gofradump wrote:
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Im sick of these poems,
Never anything new.Postman arrives with a huge sack what glee,
It’s not suprising cos im Gawjus you see.
Cards from admirers from far and wide,
I stick them up with such pride.Even 1 from Ugo i almost choke,
I knew there was something strange about that bloke.
1 from Geoff he must be lonely and sad,
I told him p!ss off i might be single but things aint that bad.Lovely card from Dave king of the south,
He promised to do sexy thing with his mouth.
With a quick gobble here and a swallow over there,
He told me let Dagger finger his bum once for a dare.A big card from all the JC staff,
I thought it was a joke your avin a giraffe.
With big hearts on no expense did they spare,
With a guide name inside and boots for me to wear.But all those cards are wasted on me,
Cos im devoted to someone you see.
Did i mention ever mention her name was moll?
I got her from a shop she’s a blow up doll.Roses are red
Violets are blue
And remember….I’m better than you!Priceless. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Dumpy got to say thats f00king class lol
But ya never mentioned me or me spelling
Roses are red
But can be black
Lie down baby and show me your crack
@sunny wrote:
Roses are red
But can be black
Lie down baby and show me your crack
brill (i mentioned ya but it was on the thread that has mysteriously dissapeared :shock: )
Gofra…. how does Moll keep going? :lol:
wheyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy jc’s full of talent
well don anita a love’d it
sharon your last one has got to be a classic
can you remember it and give it too me 1 more time
@blackkettle wrote:
wheyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy jc’s full of talent
well don anita a love’d it
sharon your last one has got to be a classic
can you remember it and give it too me 1 more timeIm tryin my love believe me!!
a loved all the old rthymes i would just love to hear them again
@blackkettle wrote:
a loved all the old rthymes i would just love to hear them again
well if you pay someone enough, they might be persuaded to send you a card :wink:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Yukon loves me
We all know its trueHis advances are thwarted
Though his heart flickers
We have never courted
Nor shall he see my knickersHe has his cross to bear
Along a lonely road
He may have no fear
But I would rather kiss a toad
ive been watching you for ages when youre on the bus or walking but i know you never noticed that ive been arrested twice for stalking :roll:
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