will men ever learn

Shopping Trip

A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart’s and the
husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart.

‘What do you think you’re doing?’ asks the wife.

‘They’re on sale, only $10 for 24 cans,’ he replies.

‘Put them back, we can’t afford them,’ demands the wife and so
they carry on shopping.

A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face
cream and puts it in the trolley.

‘What do you think you’re doing?’ asks the husband.

‘Its my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,’ replies the wife.

Her husband retorts: ‘So does 24 cans of Budweiser and its half the
price

His funeral is in 3 days

her trial begins next month.