an ode to a widget
The wonderful thing about widgets
Is widgets are wonderful things!
Their tops are made out of rubber
Their bottoms are made out of springs!
They’re bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy
Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun!
But the most wonderful thing about widgets is
I’m not the only one
widgets are cuddly fellas
widgets are awfully sweet
Ev’ryone el-us is jealous
That’s why I repeat… and repeat
The wonderful thing about widgets
Is widgets are marvelous chaps!
They’re loaded with vim and vigor
They love to leap in your laps!
They’re jumpy, bumpy, clumpy, thumpy
Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun!
But the most wonderful thing about widgets is
I’m not the only one
I-I-I’m , not the only… oof!
Ouch!