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  • #111425

    @pats wrote:

    Jim and Mary were both patients in a Mental Hospital. One day while they
    were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Mary suddenly jumped into
    the deep end. She sunk to the bottom and stayed there. Jim promptly
    jumped in to save her. He swam to the bottom and pulled Mary out. When
    the medical director became aware of Jim’s heroic act he immediately
    ordered him to be discharged from the hospital, as he now considered him
    to be mentally stable.
    When he went to tell Jim the news he said, “Jim, I have good news and
    bad news. The good news is you’re being discharged because since you
    were able to jump in and save the life of another patient, I think
    you’ve regained your senses. The bad news is, Mary, the patient you
    saved, hung herself with her dressing gown belt in the bathroom. I am so
    sorry, but she’s dead.”

    Jim replied, “She didn’t hang herself. I put her there to dry.”

    And u’ve got the cheek to ask for a translator for malakes post”s

    Where did u dig this one up from :? :? :?

    Ik hou van jou Mwah xxx

    #111426

    nice one Pats pml

    #111427

    you still coming did?

    #111428

    ooooooooooooooooooooooooo :oops:
    I mean’t coming to my house for the evening pml

    #111429

    wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh di xxxxx
    course i am xxxxx hehe cant wait

    god can your town cope with us single girls though di :oops: :oops:

    #111430

    doubt it :twisted:

    #111431

    never gushed in me life bert :shock: :shock:

    hehehehe :oops: :oops: :oops:

    #111432

    @fastcars wrote:

    @pats wrote:

    Jim and Mary were both patients in a Mental Hospital. One day while they
    were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Mary suddenly jumped into
    the deep end. She sunk to the bottom and stayed there. Jim promptly
    jumped in to save her. He swam to the bottom and pulled Mary out. When
    the medical director became aware of Jim’s heroic act he immediately
    ordered him to be discharged from the hospital, as he now considered him
    to be mentally stable.
    When he went to tell Jim the news he said, “Jim, I have good news and
    bad news. The good news is you’re being discharged because since you
    were able to jump in and save the life of another patient, I think
    you’ve regained your senses. The bad news is, Mary, the patient you
    saved, hung herself with her dressing gown belt in the bathroom. I am so
    sorry, but she’s dead.”

    Jim replied, “She didn’t hang herself. I put her there to dry.”

    And u’ve got the cheek to ask for a translator for malakes post”s

    Where did u dig this one up from :? :? :?

    Ik hou van jou mwahh xxx

    :P :P :P bet it cheered ye up tho..ik hou van jou. xxxxxxx

    #111433

    OI ugly whats up with ya :roll: stop looking in the mirror and you wont get so down ya tart :wink: :wink: :wink: AND WILL YOU TWO GET A F00KING ROOM gags :shock: :roll: :wink: :wink: :wink:

    #111434

    OK OK OK who’s IQ is so low they can’t understand my posts??? EH?
    I think I know a few……….Why Fasto, well I tell ya why, you are just dense, what can I say, dense, rofl. 8) Patso, let me know when you want new gators shipped, never forget our mission to teach these one celled people how to have fun!!!!!!!!!! ROFL Maybe they are lacking a chromosone………gooooooood ole DNA does it everytime. hehe 8) Mind you my Major was Microbiology and Med Tech, anyone need blood drawn, typed, or check for any unwanted micros in dark places? ROFL 8)
    LOVE Genetics, gonna make a special Gator, hehe, playing with the DNA now. byessssssssssssssssssssssssssss Mala, ohhhh and I dare not forget Kiefer……

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