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21 May, 2005 at 5:14 am #111425
@pats wrote:
Jim and Mary were both patients in a Mental Hospital. One day while they
were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Mary suddenly jumped into
the deep end. She sunk to the bottom and stayed there. Jim promptly
jumped in to save her. He swam to the bottom and pulled Mary out. When
the medical director became aware of Jim’s heroic act he immediately
ordered him to be discharged from the hospital, as he now considered him
to be mentally stable.
When he went to tell Jim the news he said, “Jim, I have good news and
bad news. The good news is you’re being discharged because since you
were able to jump in and save the life of another patient, I think
you’ve regained your senses. The bad news is, Mary, the patient you
saved, hung herself with her dressing gown belt in the bathroom. I am so
sorry, but she’s dead.”Jim replied, “She didn’t hang herself. I put her there to dry.”
And u’ve got the cheek to ask for a translator for malakes post”s
Where did u dig this one up from :? :? :?
Ik hou van jou Mwah xxx
21 May, 2005 at 7:17 am #111426nice one Pats pml
21 May, 2005 at 7:19 am #111427you still coming did?
21 May, 2005 at 7:36 am #111428ooooooooooooooooooooooooo :oops:
I mean’t coming to my house for the evening pml21 May, 2005 at 7:44 am #111429wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh di xxxxx
course i am xxxxx hehe cant waitgod can your town cope with us single girls though di :oops: :oops:
21 May, 2005 at 7:47 am #111430doubt it :twisted:
21 May, 2005 at 7:47 am #111431never gushed in me life bert :shock: :shock:
hehehehe :oops: :oops: :oops:
21 May, 2005 at 10:38 am #111432@fastcars wrote:
@pats wrote:
Jim and Mary were both patients in a Mental Hospital. One day while they
were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Mary suddenly jumped into
the deep end. She sunk to the bottom and stayed there. Jim promptly
jumped in to save her. He swam to the bottom and pulled Mary out. When
the medical director became aware of Jim’s heroic act he immediately
ordered him to be discharged from the hospital, as he now considered him
to be mentally stable.
When he went to tell Jim the news he said, “Jim, I have good news and
bad news. The good news is you’re being discharged because since you
were able to jump in and save the life of another patient, I think
you’ve regained your senses. The bad news is, Mary, the patient you
saved, hung herself with her dressing gown belt in the bathroom. I am so
sorry, but she’s dead.”Jim replied, “She didn’t hang herself. I put her there to dry.”
And u’ve got the cheek to ask for a translator for malakes post”s
Where did u dig this one up from :? :? :?
Ik hou van jou mwahh xxx
:P :P :P bet it cheered ye up tho..ik hou van jou. xxxxxxx
21 May, 2005 at 3:24 pm #111433OI ugly whats up with ya :roll: stop looking in the mirror and you wont get so down ya tart :wink: :wink: :wink: AND WILL YOU TWO GET A F00KING ROOM gags :shock: :roll: :wink: :wink: :wink:
21 May, 2005 at 4:08 pm #111434OK OK OK who’s IQ is so low they can’t understand my posts??? EH?
I think I know a few……….Why Fasto, well I tell ya why, you are just dense, what can I say, dense, rofl. 8) Patso, let me know when you want new gators shipped, never forget our mission to teach these one celled people how to have fun!!!!!!!!!! ROFL Maybe they are lacking a chromosone………gooooooood ole DNA does it everytime. hehe 8) Mind you my Major was Microbiology and Med Tech, anyone need blood drawn, typed, or check for any unwanted micros in dark places? ROFL 8)
LOVE Genetics, gonna make a special Gator, hehe, playing with the DNA now. byessssssssssssssssssssssssssss Mala, ohhhh and I dare not forget Kiefer…… -
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