@forumhostpb wrote:
I heard that Tony ”Fat Boy” Montana got himself a job recently delivering newspapers.
Problem was he got fired after the first day when they found out he didn’t have the necessary qualifications.
Tut Tony you do have to actually have a brain to do these things you know.
Tell you what, I,ve thought of the ideal thing for you. If you really can,t get a job, and lets face it, its not looking good is it? (who the f… would employ him and what for?) Have you ever thought of leaving your body to science? Just think after you,ve snuffed it, they could cut you up (as you frequently threaten to do to other people, even though you dont really mean it) and they could find out if you acutally have a brain!! They could disect you and see if they could find anything remotely interesting(although that IS remote I know). Or maybe you could be a live guinea pig in a laboratory? They could give you electric shock treatment for fun(i mean free sorry oops) then when they,ve finished with you, whats left and there,s bound to still be plenty isnt there? they could sell your remains to a taxidermist and have you stuffed and put on display in a museum for all eternity, How about that? If I were you tony, I should rush off well allright then waddle) off down to the job centre as soon as it opens. I,m sure they,ll be delighted to see you, just like we are. :wink: :wink: