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Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
Why can’t women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why don’t you ever see the headline “Psychic Wins Lottery”?
Why is “abbreviated” such a long word?
Why is a boxing ring square?
Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
Why is it that when you’re driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
Why can’t they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is?
_________________confusing isnt it! :shock:
You must have too much time on your hands lol
@sharongooner wrote:
Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
To stop the dead bastards climbing out and coming to get you.
Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
‘Cos some women look better that way.
Why can’t women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
For the same reason that they do many other things with their mouths open !!! (i.e. they cant’t stop talking!!!)
Why don’t you ever see the headline “Psychic Wins Lottery”?
‘Cos gambling is against their Psychic principles – so others can have a chance of winning.
Why is “abbreviated” such a long word?
To prevent illiterate Chavs from getting too clever
Why is a boxing ring square?
So Rocky can look good in front of the cameras.
Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
They both descend (at a uniform rate of acceleration)
Why is it that when you’re driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
So you can hear the verbal instructions from the SatNav
Why can’t they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is?
They do …. but it’s the contents that get squished up a bit after a ‘heavy’ landing.
_________________confusing isnt it! :shock:
Whenever I need to know “why” again I will know just where to come :wink:
Does the same apply to ‘How come?’
@johnboy25 wrote:
Does the same apply to ‘How come?’
Er … no. The answer to this type of question is covered by sex education lessons – not general knowledge lessons.
Why is the first biscuit in the pack always broken?
Why arn,t computer error messages written in English?
Why do horse owners let their horses shit all over the road?
Why do my cats charge around the house at night and sleep all day?@bat wrote:
Why is the first biscuit in the pack always broken?
If you upen it from the other end – only the last biscuit will be broken.
Why aren,t computer error messages written in English?
Go to Control Panel > Language Settings > and change the Regional Setting from the current language to “English – United Kingdom” and ….. hey presto….. all will appear in English !!!
Why do horse owners let their horses shit all over the road?
Because Pampers don’t (yet) make a size big enough to fit a horse’s arse.
Why do my cats charge around the house at night and sleep all day?
Because cats are fundamentally stupid animals that get easily confused. If you draw all the curtains during the day, and leave them open at night – they will rapidly change their wake/sleep cycle.
sex education lessons
Thing is I don’t remember much of them, all I remember is that me and my mates burst out laughing everytime we heard the word ‘penis’ :lol:
@johnboy25 wrote:
sex education lessons
Thing is I don’t remember much of them, all I remember is that me and my mates burst out laughing everytime we heard the word ‘penis’ :lol:
i still do. 8)
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