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…… do the eeerrrmmmmm “larger” female users of this site use wafer thin, sexy, scantily dressed ladies in their signature pictures… :?: :?
Same reason why i tell women my co-ck is eight inches when really it’s only four. :(
@fastcars wrote:
…… do the eeerrrmmmmm “larger” female users of this site use wafer thin, sexy, scantily dressed ladies in their signature pictures… :?: :?
Cos if they had ladies in their signatures that represented how … errrrrmmmmmm.. “larger”… they are in real life, their signature would be too large and be rejected, or deleted :)
Hope this answers your reasonable question, Fastcars.
Tommy has the correct answer Fastcars … if the tubby brigade posted realistic signature piccys of themselves, our bandwidth allocation would be exceeded in no time at all.
More to the point however …. do the ‘tubbies’ commit an offence under the Trade Descriptions Act by implying that they are svelt, sweet smelling and feminine when they are actually fat, sweaty and hairy?
@smiley wrote:
@fastcars wrote:
…… do the eeerrrmmmmm “larger” female users of this site use wafer thin, sexy, scantily dressed ladies in their signature pictures… :?: :?
Cos if they had ladies in their signatures that represented how … errrrrmmmmmm.. “larger”… they are in real life, their signature would be too large and be rejected, or deleted :)
Hope this answers your reasonable question, Fastcars.
This is all well and good Mr. Smiles and perfectly plausible…. but…. very very misleading. I have personally contacted a few of the females that use the most scantily clad, sexiest pictures to promote themselves (thinking “stupidly” of course that they themselves may resemble these pics in some way) only to be seriously let down and more than a tadge disappointed.
Its only after you have been sent a “real” picture of the person behind the screen that you realise the “horrible” truth. In fact…. in my experience… the more erotic and sexy the woman in their signature pic… the eeerrrrmmmmm ” uglier ” they tend to be in real life. :-…
I don’t understand why you are all moaning.
There all mingers on this site anyway.
Most women over 30 are fat and past it.
And you have to ask the questions about the ones under 30.
Face facts, if they use a chat site, there has to be something wrong with them.
Just look at pb fastcars and smiley
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<is well past 30………..and neither fat hairy or smelly [-X ……….my siggy is only misleading only in the way that i have short blonde hair and not long auburn,,,,,,,,,,,and my tits arent that big. :lol: [-(
You guys are mean, big girls need love too! 8)
Big girl, you are beautiful
Walks in to the room
Feels like a big balloon
I said “Hey girl, you are beautiful.”
Diet Coke and a pizza please
Diet Coke I’m on my knees
Screaming, “Big girl, you are beautiful!”You take your skinny girl
I feel like I’m gonna die
‘Cause a real woman needs a real man, here’s why
You take your girl and multiply her by four
Now a whole lot of woman needs a whole lot moreChorus:
Get yourself to the butterfly lounge
Find yourself a big lady
Big boy come on around
And there we’re gonna do baby
No need to fantasize
Since the words are my phrases
A watering hole
With girls all around
Curves in all the right places
[Big Girl (You Are Beautiful) lyrics on http://www.metrolyrics.com]Big girl you are beautiful [4x]
Walks in to the room
Feels like a big balloon
I said “Hey girl, you are beautiful.”
Diet Coke and a pizza please
Diet Coke I’m on my knees
Screaming, “Big girl, you are beautiful!”You take your girl and multiply her by four
Now a whole lot of woman needs a whole lot moreChorus
Big girl you are beautiful [4x]
Chorus
Big girl you are beautiful [4x]
Chorus [2x]
Big girl you are beautiful [5x]
Is that why u turned gay… :?:
No he just took pat out for a drink.
Pat is the kind of women that would make any man turn gay.
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