Who’s Natural Blonde then….??

Blonde LOGIC

Two blondes living in Townsville were sitting on a bench talking….(at
night)

And one blonde says to the other, “Which do you think is farther
away……….Melbourne or the moon?”

The other blonde turns and says “Helloooooooooo, can you see
Melbourne…?????”

CAR TROUBLE

A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it
died.

After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. She
says, “What’s the story?”

He replies, “Just crap in the carburetor”

She asks, “How often do I have to do that?”

SPEEDING TICKET

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely
if he could see her license.

She replied in a huff, “I wish you guys would get your act together.
Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to
show it to you!”

RIVER WALK

There’s this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees
another blonde on the opposite bank. “Yoo-hoo!” she shouts, “How can I
get to the other side?”

The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and shouts
back, “You ARE on the other side.”

AT THE DOCTOR’S OFFICE

A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor’s office and said that
her body hurt wherever she touched it.

“Impossible!” says the doctor. “Show me.”

The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left breast and screamed,
then she pushed her elbow and screamed in even more. She pushed her
knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed.
Everywhere she touched made her scream.

The doctor said, “You’re not really a redhead, are you?

“Well, no” she said, “I’m actually a blonde.”

“I thought so,” the doctor said. “Your finger is broken”

BLONDE ON THE SUN

A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian
said, “We were the first in space!” The American said, “We were the
first on the moon!”

The Blonde said, “So what? We’re going to be the first on the sun!”

The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their
heads.
“You can’t land on the sun, you idiot! You’ll burn up!” said the
Russian.

To which the Blonde replied, “We’re not stupid, you know. We’re going
at night!”

IN A VACUUM

A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn.

She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her question
was, “If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear
it?”

She thought for a time and then asked, “Is it on or off?”

FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES!

A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs,
and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying
that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.

Her friend said, “Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?”

“HELLLOOOOOOO……,” answered the blond. “They’re watch dogs!!!!!!!!