I went to see my tailor and she said, ‘Oh, you have changed your hair.’
I said, ‘Indeed, I’ve had enough of tarty brunette.’
She replied, ‘Oh, you’ve gone for tarty blonde instead.’
What a cheek! Then she just went about her business with my inside-leg like nothing had passed. It’s lucky for her I can’t do without her puckering, I can tell you.