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  • #5665

    There was a young woman from Torrey,
    Who went for a shag in a quarry.
    She lay on her back,
    And opened her crack,
    And someone backed in with a lorry.

    Now this late 20th Century limerick points out to us the dangers of young women getting themselves involved in outdoor sexual activities.

    But was the lorry driver REALLY the one at fault here. Surely the woman herself was the author of her own misfortune?

    If she had acted with the slightest bit of decorum, instead of simply prostrating herself in a quarry, this wouldn’t have happened. So it was all her fault NOT the lorry dirver’s. Apart from that, how could he possibly miss??

    The author doesn’t tell us precisely where Torrey is, but a simple Google search tells us that it is in Utah, USA. Suddenly all becomes clear. This lustful female was American and, as is typical of all American females, had distended pudenda – to accomodate the lorry.

    So here is a warning to all UK females. Keep your lips small and your legs closed and you need not fear HGV drivers again.

    #251427

    not under the new working time regluation rules anyway

    #251428

    PB….you need to get out more….. :shock: :lol:

    #251429

    so thats why gypo has arrived back on the m/boards bandy legged. O:)

    #251430

    i blame tory girl

    :lol: :lol:

    #251431

    i blame the school that lorry driver attended obviously that schools drivers ed was rubbish

    #251432

    Was it a lorry or a fast car…. :-

    #251433

    No it was definitely a lorry. If it was a fast car then the American lady with the over large pudenda would have been from somewhere in the North of England.

    This cannot be so as we all know that Northern girls are both slim and beautiful, not to mention being possessed of a high moral standard.

    #251434

    ugo

    well it was`nt my wagon I`ll have you know lmaoooooooooo :lol: :lol: :lol:

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