There was a young woman from Torrey,
Who went for a shag in a quarry.
She lay on her back,
And opened her crack,
And someone backed in with a lorry.
Now this late 20th Century limerick points out to us the dangers of young women getting themselves involved in outdoor sexual activities.
But was the lorry driver REALLY the one at fault here. Surely the woman herself was the author of her own misfortune?
If she had acted with the slightest bit of decorum, instead of simply prostrating herself in a quarry, this wouldn’t have happened. So it was all her fault NOT the lorry dirver’s. Apart from that, how could he possibly miss??
The author doesn’t tell us precisely where Torrey is, but a simple Google search tells us that it is in Utah, USA. Suddenly all becomes clear. This lustful female was American and, as is typical of all American females, had distended pudenda – to accomodate the lorry.
So here is a warning to all UK females. Keep your lips small and your legs closed and you need not fear HGV drivers again.