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16 May, 2008 at 10:17 pm #10208
I had bloody 8 rolls of the good bog roll in me bathroom last week, but after me sister stay with me for a few days its all gone.
I can’t remmber the last time I had to buy some.
If I run short, its cheaper to print off a copy of the “justchat news letter” and use that.
So who does use all the soft toilet roll in your home? Men or women?
16 May, 2008 at 10:41 pm #336072Me, I used it all! I get through loads.
I think it should be free.
16 May, 2008 at 11:09 pm #336073Who wipes! :P
17 May, 2008 at 10:00 am #336074its obvious that women use more toilet roll than men, because were cleaner and more hygienic 8)
we wipe after every toilet trip, whereas men just shake and flick pi.ss everywhere, and dont mind if they have skids in their underpants.
There, does that answer your question?
17 May, 2008 at 10:57 am #336075@~Pebbles~ wrote:
its obvious that women use more toilet roll than men, because were cleaner and more hygienic 8)
we wipe after every toilet trip, whereas men just shake and flick pi.ss everywhere, and dont mind if they have skids in their underpants.
There, does that answer your question?
But on the other hand …men are better designed, as they have a multi-directional aim capability whereas women simply dribble all over themselves – thus requiring more bog roll to clean themselves up afterwards.
17 May, 2008 at 11:44 am #336076@~Pebbles~ wrote:
its obvious that women use more toilet roll than men, because were cleaner and more hygienic 8)
we wipe after every toilet trip, whereas men just shake and flick pi.ss everywhere, and dont mind if they have skids in their underpants.
There, does that answer your question?
Lol! what a thread to wake up too eh!
17 May, 2008 at 11:51 am #336077The other beings, I am the only woman :lol:
17 May, 2008 at 11:55 am #336078@forumhostpb wrote:
@~Pebbles~ wrote:
its obvious that women use more toilet roll than men, because were cleaner and more hygienic 8)
we wipe after every toilet trip, whereas men just shake and flick pi.ss everywhere, and dont mind if they have skids in their underpants.
There, does that answer your question?
But on the other hand …men are better designed, as they have a multi-directional aim capability whereas women simply dribble all over themselves – thus requiring more bog roll to clean themselves up afterwards.
multi directional aim??? are you absolutely sure about that?!
How come men always pi.ss all over the floor then, or splatter the toilet seat? you only have to walk within a hundred yards of a mens loo and it reeks – while the ladies always smell fragrant 8)
and instead of wiping their di.cks clean they shake it and let the rest trickle down their trouser leg – thus the feint whiff of pi.ss.
17 May, 2008 at 12:06 pm #336079Must be just the type of high quality men you attract Plebbles, the Frank Gallagher type.
17 May, 2008 at 1:40 pm #336080I been using the bog brush all these years, i though thats what it was for :roll: I think women def use more bog roll, most i’ve been with use it to fill their bras :evil:
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