2 men walk into a pub and order a drink each.
One orders a Jack Daniels and Coke
The other orders a John Smiths bitter
They both take exactly the same time to drink.
and they both leave together.
The following night they both return.
One orders a Vodka Orange
The other orders a pint of Fosters lager
Again they both take the same amount of time to drink it
and once again they both leave together.
The third night the both enter the pub at the same time once again
The first bloke orders a Gin and Tonic
The second bloke orders a Guiness
They both take the same amount of time to drink it
and once again they both leave at the same time
At this stage of the story you are probably waiting for a punchline or even expect the barman to ask a question where they would both answer with a witty remark. But the truth is there isn’t one. I just felt like writing this.
The funny thing is though you have read this whole story waiting for the punch line and there aint one hehehehe
Have a lovely day now :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: