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@~*Lucky*~ wrote:
@t‘iz Me wrote:
@~*Lucky*~ wrote:
I didn’t even know that Tommy’s “TAIL” as you put it was SHORT, let alone curly. :shock:
I’m sorry for saying that you look like a pig, it weren’t a nice thing to say!
You’re waiting for the BUT aint ya? :lol:
Well, there aint one i’m afraid!
Can you do me a big favour though? :)
Can you please stop texting me with your proposals, I mean, i know you need a good shafting, and I know that your current shafter aint up to scratch (Your words, not mine) but, i just don’t have the time! Or the energy, and lets face it……I’ll need more than a lot of time and energy to service that bugger of a beaver! That’s without the life insurance. Not forgetting the contract you’ll have to sign agreeing not to let slip that I spoilt my reputation by doing it.
Sorry! We can still be friends though. :lol:
@soulie wrote:
he’s gone missing again has’nt he?
turn your back for a second and he wonders off
I was kidnapped, and held to ransom. No – one would give into the kidnappers demands, I mean For Fu ck Sake, all he wanted was a Mars Bar and a free entry pass to Alton Towers! :?
@rainbowbrite wrote:
@t‘iz Me wrote:
@rainbowbrite wrote:
@t‘iz Me wrote:
@rainbowbrite wrote:
He seems to appear….post for a bit…then disappear for three months…then reapper.
You get the picture… :lol:
After all that, nope i aint got a clue. :roll:And what picture are you getting? :? Hope it aint the one with me naked. That was only meant to be shown to one person.
There is a reason as to why I come on – line, disappear, come back and so on…………..
Thing is…I’m on witness protection. I keep getting found out. I witnessed a cyber crime, and the metropolitan pigs (Soz I mean police) thought it’d be safer if I was to change my identity. So I DIDN’T!! :lol:Anyway, how’s you cutie? Still turning heads? :wink:
Ohh you smooth talker… :lol: :oops: You make me blush :!: :lol:
Dont you worry, the naked pic is safe with me…or it will be me under witness protection :lol: :lol:
Or under your mattress. :lol:
We haven’t tried it under there yet have we?
You filthy bugger you. 8) :wink:
Surprising really, I mean, we’ve tried everywhere else.
Ps,
I aint filthy, nor am I a bugger! Ok, I’m filthy, but that’s all you’re getting from me.
Makes a change. ME rationing a woman! :lol:
@willow wrote:
sorry no don’t know him or her soulie hun
I’m HIM, but who’s HER?
ANT is short for Anthony! :D
hiya ant hun xxx
Hellooooooo GemZ hunni, how are you? :) xxxx
I’ll see you when I see you. Take care. Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do! :wink:
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I aint having it…you are a filthy bugger and thats that…
Or i am mother saint f00kin teresa!!! :lol:
@rainbowbrite wrote:
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I aint having it…you are a filthy bugger and thats that…
Or i am mother saint f00kin teresa!!! :lol:
Hope you aint Mother Theresa hunni, I was hoping for a: CENSORED :D
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