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@gazlan wrote:

Yeh…you could be right…you keep forgetting to ignore me, despite typing it how many times…. Google somemore child victims FREAKO!

Fat chance , you like a annoying little itch that won’t go away. :roll:

@rubyred wrote:

@panda12 wrote:

@pete wrote:

Peggy gorn ?

She was busy shouting “get outta ma pub” the last time I watched Eastenders.

There are also several peggys holding my pants up on the washing line. No that they are big pants but a peg at each end stops them causing offence in a neighbours garden during high winds. Not that the high wind is anything to do with my pants. :D

Does that help?

Like all good Customer Service providers, I value your feedback so I can choose to ignore what I don’t like. :D :D

flippin heck,, THAT helped. ! and i never heard Greensleeves ONCE !

We are sorry that our lack of “soothing music to placate your rising temper whilst we waste your time and money by taking our time to answer your call” was not to your satisfaction.

Please accept our sincere apologises. We will be sending you a recording of “Greensleeves” as performed on the Recorder and Violin by The School Orchestra.

We trust you will find this recording so suitably awful that you will not waste our time again.

Yours sincerely

The Customer Service Team

@sarah_1 wrote:

@gazlan wrote:

@gazlan wrote:

Yeh…you could be right…you keep forgetting to ignore me, despite typing it how many times…. Google somemore child victims FREAKO!

Seems theres a chance he can ignore me ……Considering all the little skirts crawling out of his Freaky ar~se to defend him…mind you, they`re in hock to him cos he makes their siggy efforts….small price to pay aye galz 8)

Awww Gaz jealousy is such an unpleasant quality to have. :mrgreen:

Jealous of ?

a} A dirty great fat ar~se
b} A fan club full of ancient fossils
c} A job { giggle }
d} A wibbly wobbly beer gut
e} Amazing creativity { :mrgreen: }
Take your time ….lol