@pikey wrote:
… out the middle of pumpkins, how much of the orange shit in the middle has to come out? If I leave too much, surely it will rot. If I go too far, surely I will weaken the shell.
My arm’s tired and the kids have fucked off, bored with the whole thing. I wouldn’t mind, but this whole Yankee enterprise was none of my idea. Perhaps some of our colonial cousins are expert?
![](http://www.bbc.co.uk/norfolk/kids/halloween/images/pumpkin8_340.jpg)
I want to know why you can say f*cked before the 9pm watershed.