What's your favorite ….. dinner ?

and have you got a dog?

All this talk of mains got me thinking of a lazy dessert I once chucked together, was my take on Banoffee pie(which I love), just got an empty pie case, stuck some slowly melted mars bars in it followed by banana of course and hey presto , bit messy to eat, especially the chin dribbles but worth it …….. Gordon Ramsey eat your heart out

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All this talk of mains got me thinking of a lazy dessert I once chucked together, was my take on Banoffee pie(which I love), just got an empty pie case, stuck some slowly melted mars bars in it followed by banana of course and hey presto , bit messy to eat, especially the chin dribbles but worth it …….. Gordon Ramsey eat your heart out

Do you remember the mushroom cheese? FFS… rankest thing ever!!!!

Rings a bell but can’t put my finger on it, I blame the mushrooms for not being able to remember – must have been them funny ones, can’t think what else it could be

right im not advocating drugs i despise them so i wont tell you that magic mushrooms only grow in sept.oct and seeing its been warm weather they are abundant now like just loads for free,if youre unsure what magic mushies look like dont munch the wrong ones ffs you be ill
they are greyish white quite small and have a nipple on the top,looks like the auld coppers helmet
dry them out in the oven dont burn
put a teaspoonful in your coffee or tea,and wait for the result in about 15 mins
next thing you know you be shaking hands with god,and pixies elves and fairies will be your best mates
not that i know like
me mate told me
lol
he said do you go on chat sites cose?
i said not really no

he said you wanna try it its a fckn blast on mushies
i said nah think i will leave it worrabout the next 10 months of the year?
oh easy just preserve them with sugar and put them in the freezer
im like no i wont bother ta
he said why not?
i said cos ive got a 14 month old grandson with 5 peggies and just learned to toddle
and also i have to keep my brain alert as tabby cat(panda and wordsworth have teamed up together and are trying to blast me out on pats chat
they can fck right off
dickheads