Whats The ……….

i remember being p1ssed and losing it one night when i found out my girlfriend had just gone on the game. i lost it totaly and i started throughing my new 28″ nicam tv out the window, followed by my hifi, then the goldfish tank (with fish), then the hifi speakers. next thing i know is im being hunted down by the old bill, got captured and ended up in the back of an ambalance. then got serdated by the paramedics to calm me down. next thing i few was when i came too in hospital. i legged it. about a mile and half down the road 3 cops cars screeched to a halt and out jump 6 coppers. they chased me for about half a mile (i dont know how i managed this as i was still totaly out of my tree) got caught and taken back to the hospital, where i was left in handcuffs this time. i started kicking and trying to head but the coppers and was pushed to the floor. where one of the coppers tried to break my arm (w4nker) i was made to stay on knees with padded cushions all around me to stop me reapedly smashing my head against the wall. (i called them ever name under the sun repeatedly and at full volume too). had to stay there for hours n hours (seamed like an eternity) until i had been examined by a psychitrist to see if i was gonna be sectioned. luckerely i got away with it. and i didnt even get charged by the old bill.

it’s amazing what we do under the influence eh

@steve_519 wrote:

i remember being p1ssed and losing it one night when i found out my girlfriend had just gone on the game. i lost it totaly and i started throughing my new 28″ nicam tv out the window, followed by my hifi, then the goldfish tank (with fish), then the hifi speakers. next thing i know is im being hunted down by the old bill, got captured and ended up in the back of an ambalance. then got serdated by the paramedics to calm me down. next thing i few was when i came too in hospital. i legged it. about a mile and half down the road 3 cops cars screeched to a halt and out jump 6 coppers. they chased me for about half a mile (i dont know how i managed this as i was still totaly out of my tree) got caught and taken back to the hospital, where i was left in handcuffs this time. i started kicking and trying to head but the coppers and was pushed to the floor. where one of the coppers tried to break my arm (w4nker) i was made to stay on knees with padded cushions all around me to stop me reapedly smashing my head against the wall. (i called them ever name under the sun repeatedly and at full volume too). had to stay there for hours n hours (seamed like an eternity) until i had been examined by a psychitrist to see if i was gonna be sectioned. luckerely i got away with it. and i didnt even get charged by the old bill.

it’s amazing what we do under the influence eh

I dunno whether to believe all that or not :shock:

@catz wrote:

@steve_519 wrote:

i remember being p1ssed and losing it one night when i found out my girlfriend had just gone on the game. i lost it totaly and i started throughing my new 28″ nicam tv out the window, followed by my hifi, then the goldfish tank (with fish), then the hifi speakers. next thing i know is im being hunted down by the old bill, got captured and ended up in the back of an ambalance. then got serdated by the paramedics to calm me down. next thing i few was when i came too in hospital. i legged it. about a mile and half down the road 3 cops cars screeched to a halt and out jump 6 coppers. they chased me for about half a mile (i dont know how i managed this as i was still totaly out of my tree) got caught and taken back to the hospital, where i was left in handcuffs this time. i started kicking and trying to head but the coppers and was pushed to the floor. where one of the coppers tried to break my arm (w4nker) i was made to stay on knees with padded cushions all around me to stop me reapedly smashing my head against the wall. (i called them ever name under the sun repeatedly and at full volume too). had to stay there for hours n hours (seamed like an eternity) until i had been examined by a psychitrist to see if i was gonna be sectioned. luckerely i got away with it. and i didnt even get charged by the old bill.

it’s amazing what we do under the influence eh

I dunno whether to believe all that or not :shock:

truth is always stranger than fiction !!