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@johnboy25 wrote:
Know the feeling Sharon.
I got caught shoplifting when I was 16 (and skiving off school for good measure and, just to put the icing on the cake, I had a full bottle of Irn Bru in my bag as well) Wasn’t charged or anything but it gave me the shake that I badly needed. In a weird way, it’s possibly the best thing that could’ve happened at the time.
Now I’m employed to catch the little feckers! There’s irony for you :lol:
Nowt worse than thinking you have got away with it though…. only for the police to pay you a visit a week later!
And waiting for the caution was the worst part of it. Ive been in bits of trouble since, but that was the worst thing I did to my parents as a child and under their care.
i once swaped my normal spoon with the flaky spoon when my brother was’nt watching while eating breakfast
(the flaky spoon was the best spoon possible)
@matty wrote:
i once swaped my normal spoon with the flaky spoon when my brother was’nt watching while eating breakfast
(the flaky spoon was the best spoon possible)
Yep my boys have the “best” bowl” and “best spoon” in their opinion for breakie but I only have one of each and the same row wakes me up every feckin morning.
must be a boy thing.
Next day in my case, the funny thing was that when I eventually told my parents what happened (that I did it of my own accord as a way of lashing out) they didn’t believe me so I had to lie :lol:
I killed my sister’s budgie by feeding it Mars Bar and it choked. Never meant it to choke :oops: but I never fessed up. And that’s the only thing I’m fessin up to on here!
When I was about 6, me and my brother were watching a programe about harpooning whales on the telly, so: I went out the kitchen and got one of our two goldfish out onto a spoon and harpooned it with a pin. :oops: :oops:
I also had a friend over once and we fell out big time, so I threw my wooden hairbrush at her and it hit her on the head and gave her a hell of a bruise, made her cry too lol.
My brother and me used to fall out all the time, as kids too, so one day I got my own back on him. I waited until he was on the phone and I kicked him really hard in the shin. He hopped up and down for ages in agony lol.
I played truant 3 times from school in 5th year, but that was only to get out of netball. The teacher was a right old cow, so it was her own fault lol. We used to go across the road and sit in the woods smoking.
Delightful child wasn,t I? :lol: :lol:
btw, the bit about the fish was the reason JA used to come in the room sometimes as “fish murderer”, lmao. :lol: :lol: :lol:@bat wrote:
When I was about 6, me and my brother were watching a programe about harpooning whales on the telly, so: I went out the kitchen and got one of our two goldfish out onto a spoon and harpooned it with a pin. :oops: :oops:
btw, the bit about the fish was the reason JA used to come in the room sometimes as “fish murderer”, lmao. :lol: :lol: :lol:Awwwwwww :lol: That beats my budgie one hands down :lol:
I think the worst thing I did has a kid was to put itching power in my dad bed the night after he sleep with a new girl friend for the first time.
Oh the fun I had!!!!
The silly sod through he had the clap every time.
:shock: All I did was revel in other people’s misfortune and take satisfaction in getting revenge on people who didn’t fit in with my plans.
I thought others would’ve just done the same or similar…
Wait a minute, someone did. I think Steven Spielberg made a film about it.
I pi$$ed in a font !!! [-X [-X [-X
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