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    Reading in the papers about what kids get up to these days got me thinking about what me and my friends used to do. It all seems so tame:

    There’s a park right across from my house, as a kid it was all mud and nicknamed ‘The boag’ Anyway, there was a kid who lived round the corner who had asthma or something – botttom line is he wasn’t allowed in the boag (neither were we come to think of it) for health reasons. So here’s what we did. We’d steal his scooter and run into the park with it. From our vantage point, we could see his front door and we also had a gap underneath the fence.

    We’d watch for him coming down the road then, holding onto the handlebars, swing the scooter out under the gap. As he got closer, we’d swing it back in. Then he’d start to walk away and we’d shout him back so we could repeat the process. Great days :lol:

    Then there was the new kid at primary school once. My mate and I spoke to him at playtime and asked if he wanted to play wrestling with us, nobody else would speak to him and as it was my mate’s idea I had an attack of the green eyed monster. I was referee. Anyway, my mate put the figure four leglock on him and it obviously hurt like hell. He started to squeal and it was funny but in anycase, he didn’t submit so I couldn’t do anything. Nothing like a bit of harmless fun. :D

    #290352

    @johnboy25 wrote:

    Reading in the papers about what kids get up to these days got me thinking about what me and my friends used to do. It all seems so tame:

    There’s a park right across from my house, as a kid it was all mud and nicknamed ‘The boag’ Anyway, there was a kid who lived round the corner who had asthma or something – botttom line is he wasn’t allowed in the boag (neither were we come to think of it) for health reasons. So here’s what we did. We’d steal his scooter and run into the park with it. From our vantage point, we could see his front door and we also had a gap underneath the fence.

    We’d watch for him coming down the road then, holding onto the handlebars, swing the scooter out under the gap. As he got closer, we’d swing it back in. Then he’d start to walk away and we’d shout him back so we could repeat the process. Great days :lol:

    Then there was the new kid at primary school once. My mate and I spoke to him at playtime and asked if he wanted to play wrestling with us, nobody else would speak to him and as it was my mate’s idea I had an attack of the green eyed monster. I was referee. Anyway, my mate put the figure four leglock on him and it obviously hurt like hell. He started to squeal and it was funny but in anycase, he didn’t submit so I couldn’t do anything. Nothing like a bit of harmless fun. :D

    Lmao, a fellow after my own heart :twisted:

    #290353

    Funnily enough, that’s probably the only memory of primary school that I remember as if it was yesterday. Still makes me chuckle when I think about it :lol:

    We also laughed when he ate some pencil leads and was taken to hospital. Well, it wasn’t that exactly – it was more the fact that I said ‘We’ll pray for him tonight’ Wasn’t even meant to be funny, sarcastic/vindictive but not funny.

    #290354

    Cruel basterd lol, Reminds me of the time we used to feed the care takers rotweiler putty, for some unkown reason it used to love it, and we found a tub of it. When it came out the other end, it looked like a stone, so we used to say to other kid’s, wanna see who can throw stones the furthest?…and of course we was already holding genuine stones…and they had to find there own :D

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    @anita Gofradump wrote:

    Cruel basterd lol, Reminds me of the time we used to feed the care takers rotweiler putty, for some unkown reason it used to love it, and we found a tub of it. When it came out the other end, it looked like a stone, so we used to say to other kid’s, wanna see who can throw stones the furthest?…and of course we was already holding genuine stones…and they had to find there own :D

    :lol:

    #290356

    :lol: :lol: :lol: Can’t beat those days but you’re worse than me. At least I acted with genuine purpose – scooter boy was targeted cos he had athsma and squealy newbie was an unwelcome addition to my little circle of friends – and not just cos it was funny. Deep down, I felt a sense of moral justification.

    :D

    #290357

    im gonna keep quiet on this as im not sure if i can be prosecuted for the stuff i did

    #290358

    when i was a kid of 6 years we had a range type cooker similar to an aga. our cat gave birth to kittens in the oven part [we didnt use the cooker it was for the heating] anyway after looking at the kittens my mum closed the door partly to give cat and kittens a bit of privacy. my brother looked at them 10 mins later and i told him to close the door cos mum would be mad at us for bothering the cat, anyway he shut the door…..
    we got up the next morning and cat and kittens were dead they suffocated !!!!!! we were heartbroken for weeks. but we didnt do it on purpose.. :oops: :oops: :oops: i told him to shut the door and he did as he was told ????

    #290359

    @waspish wrote:

    when i was a kid of 6 years we had a range type cooker similar to an aga. our cat gave birth to kittens in the oven part [we didnt use the cooker it was for the heating] anyway after looking at the kittens my mum closed the door partly to give cat and kittens a bit of privacy. my brother looked at them 10 mins later and i told him to close the door cos mum would be mad at us for bothering the cat, anyway he shut the door…..
    we got up the next morning and cat and kittens were dead they suffocated !!!!!! we were heartbroken for weeks. but we didnt do it on purpose.. :oops: :oops: :oops: i told him to shut the door and he did as he was told ????

    :shock:

    A very sad and unfortunate accident, i know someone who’s dog had not long had pups, it was the winter and the pups used to always lay near the tumble dryer cos it was warm and i guess maybe liked laying on the clothes. Anyway the short story of it is, they didnt notice the pup wrapped up in all these clothes, the tumble dryer went on, they went out to town and came back to errrm, well not a very nice site :( , i dont think the woman has ever been the same since.

    #290360

    That beats any of my offerings hands down :shock:

    The worse thing we did to an animal was when we put a leash onto next door’s cat and took it for a walk – strong little fecker it was too!

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