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@forumhostpb wrote:
“Romance” is all about ‘process’. Men don’t do process. We just get on with the job in hand and then get back to doing more interesting or important things.
So PB, you have never had a heart pounding, knee trembling, take your breath away moment whilst not on the job ????
@Velvet 1 wrote:
@forumhostpb wrote:
“Romance” is all about ‘process’. Men don’t do process. We just get on with the job in hand and then get back to doing more interesting or important things.
So PB, you have never had a heart pounding, knee trembling, take your breath away moment whilst not on the job ????
he did run upstairs that one time
Er….. well I did get a bit out of breath once when watching Julie Christie in Dr Zhivago, way back in the mid 1960’s.
Oh and my heart pounded quite heavily once when a sniper missed me by a couple of inches……
…. and when England beat the Aussies in the World Cup in the last few seconds of the game……….
….. and my knees went all trembly after one of the kitchen maids at school satisfied my more basic instincts in a broom cupboard …..
…….. but apart from that – no.
Sorry about that.
@forumhostpb wrote:
Er….. well I did get a bit out of breath once when watching Julie Christie in Dr Zhivago, way back in the mid 1960’s.
Oh and my heart pounded quite heavily once when a sniper missed me by a couple of inches……
…. and when England beat the Aussies in the World Cup in the last few seconds of the game……….
….. and my knees went all trembly after one of the kitchen maids at school satisfied my more basic instincts in a broom cupboard …..
…….. but apart from that – no.
Sorry about that.
Then you have my deepest sympathy for missing out on one of lifes pleasures, but you don’t miss what you’ve never had
@forumhostpb wrote:
@florrie wrote:
@forumhostpb wrote:
That diagram says it all Pete.
Basically females get too involved in the fine details, whilst totally forgetting what the end object is. Males on the other hand are far more goal oriented and less process oriented.
Oh, and all this stuff about what turns you on etc .. is far too reminiscent of gossip in a women’s lavatory.
Would appear that PB is wam bam thankyou mam :wink:
Or
Just hopeless at it :)I think I’ll settle for “hopeless at it”. I’ve figured out the ‘stick it in and wiggle it about’ part – but all this foreplay stuff is such a waste of time. It’s a bit like ‘Jewish foreplay’ (2 hours of begging), you spend ages looking for the correct erotic bit when all you really want to do is whip it in; whip it out; wipe it; and get back to reading the papers etc.
FFS PB. :lol: :lol: :lol:
@Velvet 1 wrote:
Quick someone fetch Kent PB’s a curtain wiper !!!!!!!!!
OMG Velv!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
@kent f OBE wrote:
@Velvet 1 wrote:
Quick someone fetch Kent PB’s a curtain wiper !!!!!!!!!
OMG Velv!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
ROFL knew you’d make it here eventually :D :lol: =D>
What happens if there’s blinds ?
@pete wrote:
What happens if there’s blinds ?
Well that entirely depends….. now there’s Austrian blinds (they’d be ok), Roman blinds ( yep they’d do) Venetian or verticlal might be a problem depending on your pain threshhold i guess
Ouch at Venetian blinds but easier to clean :lol:
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