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This doesn’t include ex-wives or husbands :lol:
The Triumph Bonneville I bought..before spectacularly failing the test.. :shock:
Whadabout you?
my kiddy :lol: :lol: :lol: im always wasting money on her.
@esmeralda wrote:
This doesn’t include ex-wives or husbands :lol:
The Triumph Bonneville I bought..before spectacularly failing the test.. :shock:
Whadabout you?
Did you eventually pass esme? 8)
Em..no I didn’t pass Gyps..not that that ever stopped me..but my husband had to sit me on it and hold me on..I couldn’t take the bloody weight of the thing :lol: Now I’m stuck in a bloody wheelchair and I soooo miss the bikes..but I’d need to be hoisted onto the back of one by crane :lol: I still love to watch them though..superbikes and moto g.p. :)
Hey Rubes…don’t knock it till ye’ve tried it :wink:
@rubyred wrote:
I once bought miracle slimming tabs for an impending holiday.jeesey peeps i turned into a one woman oil slick! Basically anything with the remotesest bit of fat,came whizzing out yer erse,seconds later.I had to stop using them,,had vision of an oily like residue,following me about the pool..
I wuz robbed!
hardly gonna have a shirley valentine moment with yer drawers all oily ;)
lmfao @ Rubes’ only u eh… lol ya daft bint… u’d of been cheaper way Laxitives lol and prob better success rate lol… ( now anyone plz… abusing laxitives not reconmended incase you think you’ll lose weight… this was a meer lite hearted joke and not SERIOUS )
hows Norbet….?? x
never put my most expenisive thing…
apart fae the kids… would have to be the karaoke business…. 2 units… and my complustion of disc buyin…!!! like what a normal female does with shoppin mine is karaoke disc’s…. thats what tickles my fancy…lol
Mary..I DID used to use laxatives. I would crash diet all week..then on a Saturday night I’d have a big curry. Korma Sauce..Naan Breads..pakora..the works. I’d also have a large piece of laxative-choccy washed down with a big glass of orange-juice. Sometimes I never even made it past the pakora..if you know what I mean…
Don’t try this at home folks :-…Ruby..you’re a bl@@dy scream :lol: :lol: :lol:
Those with sensitive stomachs..look away now..
Okay..so I’d been on the laxatives..and took my mum’s dog for a walk..I wandered too far from home when the shit hit the fan..or rather..the leggings[that dates me] and I was coated in keech from the waist down. I lumbered back to the house like Herman Munster..squelching with every step. My mum made me hose myself down in the back garden..even the dog wouldn’t come near me. My partner at the time had to put newspapers down on the seat before he’d let me back in the car….ah…happy days….
Ruby..I think we should rename this strand…where’s the most embarrasing place you’ve ever shat yourself…hee..hee..hee
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Far too much information! :shock:
But I’m still… :lol:
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