whats the most attractive thing you find in a man?

oh hang on before i start

oi sit down fishy stop making a show of yourself ive not finished yet

ffs whats he like eh?

anyway a few years back when i had teeth

was filling(sic) in time before going to the dentists and that godawful tv prog was on  you know that morning show thingy

so they were doing a survey on said title

i thought i gotta see the result even tho i was running late but i knew the dentists would be as well

then the result came out and this particular aspect won by miles

not a close neck and neck im talking landslides

so off i went yep sure the dentists were busy

the receptionist said “oh hi mr broadcock sorry we are running late but take a seat”

so i flicked thrua few mags as you do

and lo and behold there it was again thread title

i thought oh i got this one in the bag

(answers were at the bottom)

and yet again the same landslide

so come on you women surely you know the answer

even some men might know.