whats in your shed.

@rubyred wrote:

@prettypink wrote:

@moonshadow wrote:

@prettypink wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

@prettypink wrote:

Oh I dare not go to back of mine – I have garden tools. lawn mower, fans, a dining table, and I have a tree growing inside it as well – oh its disgusting, I had a wasps nest in there about 4 years back..and I,v Hot Chocolate meself ever sinse…..I litrally put one foot in grab what I need and run!

Shocking! I may pay someone this year to clear it out :oops:

LOL now this is what we want HONESTY :) i used to close my eyes to get to the garden mower, fumble my way around in case a giant spider leapt on me ! and the time my daughter brought in a “cute” wee mouse she found and dropped it !! IN the house ! the “cute” wee thing must have been on hormones as it had babies that lived with me for a bit ! they DO NOT go for cheese btw.. peanuts and chocolate got rid of my illegals :)

pmllllllll! now that was funny…hahaha proper laughing :lol: :lol: :lol:

Er i was being honest like.lol at the tree growing in it pip.

Well it looks like a tree, I think its a bush of some kind…I had blackberrys on it last year – but was too feared to pick em, I think the mice had a feast..oh! its real discusting….Its the wasps that done me in! fooking things…

I bet ya now they were Juniper !!! ya could have made yer own Gin :) no seriously when i used to go see my ex i noticed loads of junipers round Essex/kent way..

/charlie dimmock. dundee.

no rubes was proper wasps..I got my mums fella to go in..he was all geared up with a crash helmet on to look, he came out covered..ffs i near wet meself ..in the end he had to get hold of the nest from the top, and then outside battered em with a broom! then sprayed the poor fookers with wasp spray 2 tins of it

@rubyred wrote:

@rainbowbrite wrote:

Hmm i’m not sure if i want to remind myself… but last time i looked (Last summer)..

A washing line
A huge tyre
A bucket
Some carpet from when i moved in.. the off-cuts for all those who thought i have bare floors!
Some laminate flooring. See above.
Dead flies.
An empty wasps nest.

No Kosovans.
No Albanians.
No Lawn mower. Gardening is so overra

Many many spiders called Charlotte and her offspring.

Tis about it and i’m not going down there for love nor money to look either.

and what do dead flies make !! let me have the shag ends of yer laminate though rainny, for patching after the gas dudes have been :)

Sold Rubes! If you want to fetch them from the shed of doom… be my guest. While yer there i’ll hand you a crust of bread which you can throw to any albanians which might be lodging there. (Not sure)

@rubyred wrote:

no rubes was proper wasps..I got my mums fella to go in..he was all geared up with a crash helmet on to look, he came out covered..ffs i near wet meself ..in the end he had to get hold of the nest from the top, and then outside battered em with a broom! then sprayed the poor fookers with wasp spray 2 tins of it

I meant the blackberries on the bush LOL.. yeah looks like paper mache ? we had one too on an outhouse to that fooking aviary. bane of my life LOL.. anti socials wee shyts ! and NO im not on about pats/chatters :)

Oh lol! thought ya meant the wasps..ok off to watch the Chase – Catch you later x

this thread reminds me of the monty python sketch called “arthur two sheds”
WHERE this bobby charlton comb over bloke,was boasting to his neighbour over the garden fence,the thing is tho mate ive got 2 sheds
p/s wonders if harry enfield got his idea from that
ala,loads of money and
im considerably richer than you
dontcha just love satire