Whats important to you?

@panda12 wrote:

@terry wrote:

Peace, an end to war and people showing proper respect to others.

*chokes

Obviously you have a different perspective. Being a chav and all.
Maybe getting tickets to the Jeremy Kyle show is more important to you than world peace. It wouldn’t surprise me. :roll:

@mrs_teapot wrote:

I,m interested… what exactly is a chav? I was out shopping with my daughter recently, she was in the changing room and I was sourcing stuff for her to try on…. I found a lovely white lace top which I took for her to try…. she looked at me aghast and said…. mum! only chavs wear white lace :shock: … so who are these chav people…. was a lovely top BTW :D

Girls (Chavettes, Sengas):
– Bling, and lots of it.
– Hoop earrings you could drive a bus through
– Hair pulled back so tight as to provide a facial expression of constant surprise
– At least three children trailing
– Smoking a fag – a little white stick poking out of your mouth really does make you look TERRIBLY sophisticated, dear…
– Talking on a mobile
– Wearing a variety of coins/Christmas cracker rings on fingers
– Cow-eyed look in eyes
– Skin as white as death, with blue tinges here and there (occasional purple and yellow ones too, from constant spousal abuse) and a red nose from smoking/drinking too much
– Skirt pulled up to just below the hair-line (please God don’t EVER let it get any higher)
– Fat Chavettes – without exception – sport tight, too-short tops that would put even the hardiest person off their meal, and trousers that expose a crack minging enough to put a plumber to shame
– Throws litter/gum/cigarette butts onto the pavement/bus floor

@panda12 wrote:

@mrs_teapot wrote:

I,m interested… what exactly is a chav? I was out shopping with my daughter recently, she was in the changing room and I was sourcing stuff for her to try on…. I found a lovely white lace top which I took for her to try…. she looked at me aghast and said…. mum! only chavs wear white lace :shock: … so who are these chav people…. was a lovely top BTW :D

I’m going to see how I score on the chav criteria:

Girls (Chavettes, Sengas):
– Bling, and lots of it.
I wear a T Bar chain and wrist watch.

– Hoop earrings you could drive a bus through
Don’t wear earrings

– Hair pulled back so tight as to provide a facial expression of constant surprise
Nope

– At least three children trailing
Definately not!

– Smoking a fag – a little white stick poking out of your mouth really does make you look TERRIBLY sophisticated, dear…
Bugga! I smoke.

– Talking on a mobile
Well I think most ppl do that these days.

– Wearing a variety of coins/Christmas cracker rings on fingers
I wear my engagement ring and my late grandmother’s wedding ring on right hand

– Cow-eyed look in eyes
Don’t think so – will have to ask a cow

– Skin as white as death, with blue tinges here and there (occasional purple and yellow ones too, from constant spousal abuse) and a red nose from smoking/drinking too much
Nope – am a healthy brown colour that ppl pay money to get

– Skirt pulled up to just below the hair-line (please God don’t EVER let it get any higher)
Don’t wear skirts very often. Hardly ever.

– Fat Chavettes – without exception – sport tight, too-short tops that would put even the hardiest person off their meal, and trousers that expose a crack minging enough to put a plumber to shame
Not over weight, not under – weight

– Throws litter/gum/cigarette butts onto the pavement/bus floor
Ugh no! Can’t abide littering

Well, Teapot? How about you? :D

Boys

– Baseball caps on (but probably don’t know what baseball is)
– Hair so short it could pop balloons
– Fewer teeth than a Shanghai hobo
– Tiny, skinny frame laden with heavy fake-gold
– Cheap nylon track-suits
– Smoking a fag (of course) and spitting at passers-by
– Usually found sitting on the top of a park bench or a wall in the town centre
– Ears near the back of their necks, a particularly endearing genetic malformation
– Always mock-fighting with fellow Chavs, possibly to intimidate onlookers
– In vehicles that are horribly unroadworthy, and which generally have no engine. The booming bass from the shite they listen to provides enough momentum

Apparently there are few definitions of chav:

1. Chatham Average (dock area in the Kent Medway)
2. Council housed and violent

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Chav&defid=864424

Friendship, respect and humanity.