What pissed u off 2day……..AGAIN

@catmanblue wrote:

where do i begin!

Home computer died! no last night visits to 40s for me at the moment
Kiddies electronic keyboard had a part missing so had to trail back to toys r us

Kiddies motorised quad bike also had a part missing (a wheel – no more jokes about it being a trike please!) so another journey back to toys r us

Land registry department failed to process my stamp duty form – now its lots

Inland Revenue cant deal with my NI enquiry as its buried in the backlog

Season of good will NOOOOOOOOO im hibernating

i’ll neva nick nuthin from toys r us again, i think i no y dem guys i sold dem kids walky talkys 2 r after me now

@chav wrote:

nuffin pissed me of 2day but i’ll tall ya wot pissed me of da ova nite,
i left dis club yeah, an wen a woz walkin throu town dis bird sed 2 me, av u got 2 quid so a can get da bus home, a sed yeah e r luv, a giv her da 2 quid den started walkin, den she cum up behind me an sed do ya want sum bizness, a sed wot ya sellin man, she sed we can go down wanna dem side streets an i’ll do woteva u want 4 a price, so a sed oh ur a prostitute den yeah?, she sed yeah cum on lets go, so we go down da side street den she sed u gotta pay first, so a put me and in me pocket an i ad just ova 3 quid, den she sed dats not enuff, its a fiva 4 a andjob an its a tenna 4 a blowjob and its 15 quid 4 a fu*k den she walked of,

but dat want fair thou coz i already give her 2 quid so a shulda got a andjob shunt i

:roll: :roll: My god chav….u need your head read!.

@chav wrote:

@reileyroo wrote:

@chav wrote:

nuffin pissed me of 2day but i’ll tall ya wot pissed me of da ova nite,
i left dis club yeah, an wen a woz walkin throu town dis bird sed 2 me, av u got 2 quid so a can get da bus home, a sed yeah e r luv, a giv her da 2 quid den started walkin, den she cum up behind me an sed do ya want sum bizness, a sed wot ya sellin man, she sed we can go down wanna dem side streets an i’ll do woteva u want 4 a price, so a sed oh ur a prostitute den yeah?, she sed yeah cum on lets go, so we go down da side street den she sed u gotta pay first, so a put me and in me pocket an i ad just ova 3 quid, den she sed dats not enuff, its a fiva 4 a andjob an its a tenna 4 a blowjob and its 15 quid 4 a fu*k den she walked of,

but dat want fair thou coz i already give her 2 quid so a shulda got a andjob shunt i

:roll: :roll: My god chav….u need your head read!.

dats a nice pic, u can call me daddy

My daddy aint no chav but yeah i know what u mean. Dirty lil man :roll:

@reileyroo wrote:

@chav wrote:

@reileyroo wrote:

@chav wrote:

nuffin pissed me of 2day but i’ll tall ya wot pissed me of da ova nite,
i left dis club yeah, an wen a woz walkin throu town dis bird sed 2 me, av u got 2 quid so a can get da bus home, a sed yeah e r luv, a giv her da 2 quid den started walkin, den she cum up behind me an sed do ya want sum bizness, a sed wot ya sellin man, she sed we can go down wanna dem side streets an i’ll do woteva u want 4 a price, so a sed oh ur a prostitute den yeah?, she sed yeah cum on lets go, so we go down da side street den she sed u gotta pay first, so a put me and in me pocket an i ad just ova 3 quid, den she sed dats not enuff, its a fiva 4 a andjob an its a tenna 4 a blowjob and its 15 quid 4 a fu*k den she walked of,

but dat want fair thou coz i already give her 2 quid so a shulda got a andjob shunt i

:roll: :roll: My god chav….u need your head read!.

dats a nice pic, u can call me daddy

My daddy aint no chav but yeah i know what u mean. Dirty lil man :roll:

dat lucky bird sed da same thing, a dunno wots up wiv it man

I’d do her after 1/2 a bottle :wink: