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    You do something to me – Paul weller

    #40046

    cry to me- soloman burke

    #40047

    Prayer- by Disturbed

    #40048

    James Blunt album, back to bedlam

    wow wot an album :D

    #40049

    Vertigo- by U2

    #40050

    my love is your love – whitney houston

    #40051

    My Life- by Bon Jovi

    #40052

    #40053

    Frank zappa – Dinah-Moe Humm

    couldn’t say where she’s coming’ from,
    But I just met a lady named Dinah-Moe Humm

    She stroll on over, say look here, bum,
    I got a forty dollar bill say you can’t make me cum
    (Y’jes can’t do it)

    She made a bet with her sister who’s a little dumb
    She could prove it any time all men was scum

    I don’t mind that she called me a bum,
    But I knew right away she was really gonna cum
    (So I got down to it)

    I whipped off her bloomers’n stiffened my thumb
    An’ applied rotation on her sugar plum

    I poked’n stroked till my wrist got numb
    But I still didn’t hear no,

    Dinah-Moe Humm
    Dinah-Moe Humm
    Where this Dinah-Moe
    Comin’ from
    Done spent three hours
    An’ I ain’t got a crumb
    From the Dinah-Moe, Dinah-Moe, Dinah-Moe
    From the

    I got a spot that gets me hot
    But you ain’t been to it
    I got a spot that gets me hot
    But you ain’t been to it
    I got a spot that gets me hot
    But you ain’t been to it
    I got a spot that gets me hot
    But you ain’t been to it
    ‘Cause I can’t get into it
    Unless I get out of it
    An’ I gotta get out of it
    Before I get into it
    ‘Cause I never get into it
    Unless I get out of it
    An’ I gotta be out of it
    To get myself into it

    (She looked over at me with a glazed eye
    And some bovine perspiration on her upper lip area
    And she said…)

    Just get me wasted
    An’ you’re half-way there
    ‘Cause if my mind’s tore up
    Then my body don’t care

    I rubbed my chinny-chin-chin
    An’ said my-my-my
    What sort of thing
    Might this lady get high upon?

    I checked out her sister
    Who was holdin’ the bet
    An’ wondered what kind of trip
    The young lady was on

    The forty dollar bill didn’t matter no more
    When her sister got nekkid an’ laid on the floor
    She said Dinah-Moe might win the bet
    But she could use a little ________ if I wasn’t done yet

    I told her…
    Just because the sun
    Want a place in the sky
    No reason to assume
    I wouldn’t give her a try

    So I pulled on her hair
    Got her legs in the air
    An’ asked if she had any cooties on there

    (Whaddya mean cooties! No cooties on me!)

    She was buns-up kneelin’
    BUNS UP!
    I was wheelin’ an dealin’
    WHEELIN’ AN’ DEALIN’ AN OOOOH!
    She surrended to the feelin’
    SHE SWEETLY SURRENDERED
    An’ she started in to squealin’

    Dinah-Moe watched from the edge of the bed
    With her lips just a-twitchin’ an’ her face gone red
    Some drool rollin’ down
    From the edge of her chin
    While she spied the condition
    Her sister was in
    She quivered ‘n quaked
    An’ clutched at herself
    While her sister made a joke
    ‘Bout her mental health
    ‘Till Dinah-Moe finally
    Did give in
    But I told her
    All she really needed
    Was some discipline…

    Kiss my aura…Dora…
    M-M-M…it’s real angora
    Would y’all like some more-a?
    Right here on the flora?
    An’ how ’bout you, Fauna?
    Y’wanna?

    MMM…sound like y’might be chokin’ on somethin’

    Did you say you want some more?
    Well, here’s some more…

    MMM, sure…listen
    D’you think I could interest you
    In a pair of zircon-encrusted tweezers?

    MMM…tweezers!
    Here, lemme sterilize ’em…
    Gimme your lighter…

    I couldn’t say where she’s coming’ from,
    But I just met a lady named

    She stroll on over, say look here, bum,
    I got a forty dollar bill say you can’t make me cum
    (Y’jes can’t do it)

    I whipped off her bloomers’n stiffened my thumb
    An’ applied rotation on her sugar plum

    I poked’n stroked till my wrist got numb
    An’ you know I heard some,

    Dinah-Moe
    Dinah-Moe
    Dinah-Moe
    Dinah-Moe

    #40054

    Lunatic to love – Presidents of the USA

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