I’m listening to “Postman Pat” at top volume in an attempt to make myself look cool to the local kids. I think it’s working, they’re congregating outside my window right now. I can’t hear what they’re shouting above the music, but I bet it’s “That music’s ace buddy!” – Oh, I see they’ve brought alcohol too. And knives. Erm… oh, that must mean they’ve brought me a cake too! Yum! I’m just going to say “Good evening” to the nice chaps.