What a wit! You remind me very much of that four-eyed twit who is always snapping around. Is that who you are when you’re not being all self-important and a definite article, The Voice? It’s very impressive, by the way. I’m sure you’re very scary.
Just out of interest, which bit of the original post was it that you found pretentious? Was it the intimidating use of grammar? Was one of the words a bit too long for you? If you let me know I might be able to tone it down in future for morons like you. Say the word, ‘man’.
I’m in the mood for a spot of The Libertines.