What Makes You Go mmm….

NOOOOOOOO!!- OK OK, I’ll talk- I’m very ticklish!

Long story short- my little diver went swimming without his wetsuit.
He only dipped his toe in a strange lady’s lake before I told him off- but he’s had to go and get checked by the clinic incase he’s picked up any nasty bugs. :oops:
The problem is- even if these tests are clear- I need to go again in 3months time for a follow up.
My little diver didn’t like the doctor attacking him with the magic wand!

Moral Of The Story
Even if you only intended to have dinner, a few drinks and some heavy petting- FFS, TAKE A CONDOM!

FOR THE MEN
“THE” test isn’t as painful as it sounds, it’s a faint scratch that fades after a few moments- The wand isn’t very big at all, but reminded me of those bubble wands you get when your a kid.

:shock: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Of course in this age of equality, the lady should have had a condom too and you should have been deciding whether to go for her ribbed or your plain…. :-

mmm a text followed by an even better msn conversation! :D

chocolate and chicken,but not together lol

Here’s the recipe for chicken mole from the Green & Blacks chocolate recipes book

Chicken Mole
Prep time: 20 mins
Cooking time 1 1/2 hours
serves 4

– 2 garlic cloves
– 2 large onions
– 2 smoked and dried jalapeno chilli peppers, soaked and chopped, soaking water preserved or 2 teaspoons of smoked sweet paprika
– 8 chicken pieces on the bone
– 400g tinned red kidney beans
– 400g tinned chopped tomatoes
– 75g dark chocolate minimum 60% cocoa solids
– salt

Preheat the oven to gas2/150C/300F.
Cruch the garlic cloves and slice the onions
Deseed and chop the jalapenos and reserve the soaking water.
In a large heat proof dish seal the chicken portions in a little olive oil. Brown lightly and then add the garlic and onions.
Once the onions are lightly browned add the tomatoes and the kidney beans including the water the beans come in, the chopped chillis and 50g of the chocolate.
Bring to a simmer and place in the oven and cook for an hour and 30 mins.
Skim the surface if there is fat from the chicken on it.
Taste and season with salt if necessary
Add the rest of the chocolate and serve.

If you want to make a vegetarian mole, leave out the chicken and double the beans or add different types.