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visiting my grannie earlier and her telling me she fell over at the bus stop and hurt her knee cap and bruised the side of her face.
She blames Marks and Spencer as she tried to take a toaster back as it was only toasting one side of the bread and they never believed her. One woman said “you wont get it much browner than that” (yes… they actually tested it lmao), my gran said “how long you been toasting bread love?”
So she accepted that she lost the challenge and toddled off to the bus stop to go home and she (and the toaster) went flying.
:?
RAIN :evil:
..And lots of the b@stard stuff!!!!
Travelled to the the @rsehole of bogsville to play a match today.. spent 10 mins on the feckin pitch and the heavens opened :evil: .. Deluge!!!
So.. home earlier than expected so we’re off to destroy a few pubs n then fall in here banjaxed sometime this evening :roll:
(umm that last bit was probably gonna happen regardless – inevitable innit? -but what the hell huh?)
:twisted:
@sharongooner wrote:
visiting my grannie earlier and her telling me she fell over at the bus stop and hurt her knee cap and bruised the side of her face.
She blames Marks and Spencer as she tried to take a toaster back as it was only toasting one side of the bread and they never believed her. One woman said “you wont get it much browner than that” (yes… they actually tested it lmao), my gran said “how long you been toasting bread love?”
So she accepted that she lost the challenge and toddled off to the bus stop to go home and she (and the toaster) went flying.
:? was her face browner than the toast
@kevin wrote:
@sharongooner wrote:
visiting my grannie earlier and her telling me she fell over at the bus stop and hurt her knee cap and bruised the side of her face.
She blames Marks and Spencer as she tried to take a toaster back as it was only toasting one side of the bread and they never believed her. One woman said “you wont get it much browner than that” (yes… they actually tested it lmao), my gran said “how long you been toasting bread love?”
So she accepted that she lost the challenge and toddled off to the bus stop to go home and she (and the toaster) went flying.
:? was her face browner than the toast
No but her knee is every shade of the rainbow today. Hospital says soft tissue damage. Lots of ice and elevation needed.
:twisted: The 35 noisy kids all huddled round one pc monitor at the library today.
This free internet access has got to stop ffs!!
Blair you got it wrong again. :evil:Feeling like sh it and having to cancel a night out on the pi ss because i feel sick
@sunny wrote:
Feeling like sh it and having to cancel a night out on the pi ss because i feel sick
Did your team lose again?
@*Sian wrote:
@sunny wrote:
Feeling like sh it and having to cancel a night out on the pi ss because i feel sick
Did your team lose again?
lol N a we drew but tant that i woke up feeling sh ite and it aint passed my head is thumping so bad the top feels like its going to pop
@sunny wrote:
@*Sian wrote:
@sunny wrote:
Feeling like sh it and having to cancel a night out on the pi ss because i feel sick
Did your team lose again?
lol N a we drew but tant that i woke up feeling sh ite and it aint passed my head is thumping so bad the top feels like its going to pop
Souds like a migrain. Get yaself to bed chick xxx Hope you’re feeling better soon
Thought the Rangers game was on telly tomorrow but it doesn’t appear to be, was sure I read somewhere that it was :evil:
At least there’s a game on Setanta.
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