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@sharongooner wrote:
Sound like my husband. He can only cook cereal.
left to his own devises my dad would have to survive on boiled eggs, its all he can “cook”
When my mum was ill a while ago, he offered to cook her breakfast in bed. He asked what she wanted and she said “just toast, no butter, i dont like butter, just put some marmalade on it” He managed the marmalade on toast and all was well. The following day, he asked, what do you want for breakfast, she said “do me a boiled egg on toast”. He did this and took it up to her in bed…she took a bite and grimaced and said “eugh! have you had this by the sugar, it tastes sweet?” He said “no, you told me you didnt like butter, only marmalade on toast” She said not with a boiled egg FFS!!! :lol: :lol:
Poor man has never lived it down bless him
@~Pebbles~ wrote:
@sharongooner wrote:
Sound like my husband. He can only cook cereal.
left to his own devises my dad would have to survive on boiled eggs, its all he can “cook”
When my mum was ill a while ago, he offered to cook her breakfast in bed. He asked what she wanted and she said “just toast, no butter, i dont like butter, just put some marmalade on it” He managed the marmalade on toast and all was well. The following day, he asked, what do you want for breakfast, she said “do me a boiled egg on toast”. He did this and took it up to her in bed…she took a bite and grimaced and said “eugh! have you had this by the sugar, it tastes sweet?” He said “no, you told me you didnt like butter, only marmalade on toast” She said not with a boiled egg FFS!!! :lol: :lol:
Poor man has never lived it down bless him
bless – but oh how stupid!! :lol:
@~Pebbles~ wrote:
@sharongooner wrote:
Sound like my husband. He can only cook cereal.
left to his own devises my dad would have to survive on boiled eggs, its all he can “cook”
When my mum was ill a while ago, he offered to cook her breakfast in bed. He asked what she wanted and she said “just toast, no butter, i dont like butter, just put some marmalade on it” He managed the marmalade on toast and all was well. The following day, he asked, what do you want for breakfast, she said “do me a boiled egg on toast”. He did this and took it up to her in bed…she took a bite and grimaced and said “eugh! have you had this by the sugar, it tastes sweet?” He said “no, you told me you didnt like butter, only marmalade on toast” She said not with a boiled egg FFS!!! :lol: :lol:
Poor man has never lived it down bless him
Bless him… just chuckled out loud lol!!!!!!!!
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If dave makes me toast he never takes the butter (olive spread) to the edges so I end up leaving loads and it makes him feel like he has not done a good job.Im glad about that, it makes up for the times when he says his potatos werent salty enough, or he didnt like whatever I made him for dinner…. 7 days a week.
So as much as I may be hungry for that toast I will always deliberatly or not leave a sufficient amount to make him think he has erred. :wink:
This bloody new phone of my daughters. The bloody thing plays about a zillion different tunes for everything it does!!! It,s going in the bin soon…ffs. :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:
That,s it, it,s going in the bin. Bloody useless pile of junk. It tells you to dial a number to register your pay as you go phone right? There wasn,t an option to register the stupid card!! FFS. :evil: :evil: So FINALLY, I got through to a human who did it for me. My language has been absolutly dreadful. And these devices are supposed to make life easier??? Bollocks!!!!!!!!!! :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:
@bat wrote:
That,s it, it,s going in the bin. Bloody useless pile of junk. It tells you to dial a number to register your pay as you go phone right? There wasn,t an option to register the stupid card!! FFS. :evil: :evil: So FINALLY, I got through to a human who did it for me. My language has been absolutly dreadful. And these devices are supposed to make life easier??? Bollocks!!!!!!!!!! :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:
HAAAA!!! that made me laugh . :lol:
A hangover!
Watching a man who is surposed to no the game of football better than any one
Shwoing the world wat a clown and half he really is
Lets put it this way i wasnt just watching blues the f00king air was blue for a long time lol
Celtic
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FFS!!! Forgot to set my alarm clock last night…instinctively i wake up without it anyway always at the same time, but….cos of the hour difference, i woke up an hour late. Thought fook it i cant be ar.sed running around now and turning up late for work so i threw a sickie :P
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