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  • #297969

    @sunny wrote:

    So i turned and said suck them once f00king more il knocke the f00kers out

    :lol: :lol: :lol:

    #297970

    Was all set to order my gaming chair online today and what did I spy? A bloody slouchpod, pricier but they’re the funking business! Ideal for when GTA IV arrives in the post cos I don’t intend moving for several days once I get started on it :lol:

    #297971

    Making 35 copies of a document, and only realizing halfway through that 3 of the 10 pages were double-sided. OUCH!!! I hate photocopies in general. I mean c’mon, let’s just convert everything to pdf huh?

    #297972

    A reet horrid scots numpty! :twisted:

    #297973

    @*Sian wrote:

    A reet horrid scots numpty! :twisted:

    Heh you must have met my ex :o :lol:

    #297974

    Bat

    Bloody Argos. Why does EVERYTHING have to take 14 days to be delivered? I don,t want it in 14 sodding days, I want to reserve it on line and go in the store and pick it up, but I can,t do that. WHY not?? FFS. :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

    #297975

    Because you broke your PC again?

    #297976

    Bat

    @johnboy25 wrote:

    Because you broke your PC again?


    Errrrrrr no, it,s because I have to wait 2 weeks for a new wardrobe for my daughter actually. She doesn,t need it in 2 weeks, she needs it now. Bloody useless Argos, ffs. :evil:

    #297977

    A stupid prat of a husband Why the f00k im still married to the f00king c00nt il never no

    Only gone and burnt one of me best tops doing the ironing ffs :evil:

    Duno how many times iv told the thick f00ker it dont need irioning if you take it out the washer and hang it staright up ](*,)

    #297978

    @sunny wrote:

    A stupid prat of a husband Why the f00k im still married to the f00king c00nt il never no

    Only gone and burnt one of me best tops doing the ironing ffs :evil:

    Duno how many times iv told the thick f00ker it dont need irioning if you take it out the washer and hang it staright up ](*,)

    Thats nearly as bad as Dave seeing a washing basket of clean washing in the kitchen thinking it was dirty and washing it again. I wouldnt mind but when I did it, and dried it I folded it all ready to take upstairs. He washed and dried it (without folding)…. you know the rest = extra flaming ironing. :twisted: I told me mate at work and she said her old man took a basket of dirty washing out the kitchen and put it on the line! She dashed out there (she is a mrs houseproud) and grabbed it all in muttering on about what the neighbours would say if they saw it! :lol:

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