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  • #297959

    @sunny wrote:

    @*Sian wrote:

    @sunny wrote:

    Went up to do me roots and the f00king gloves that come with the dye are about 50 million sizes to big for me hands………………………Plus i put me f00king fist though it :evil: :evil:

    Have ya ever tried to dye ya hair with 1 hand with a glove thats a trillion times to big

    Aint you got any marigolds in?

    Na il have to get soem latex golves out me frst aid box at work for times like this i think

    F00king things

    :lol: Could come in handy in lots of ways…

    #297960

    wakening up with a face full of boils and the mumps ! ffs.. I thought it was teenagers that got acne ! and ooh my throat hurts.

    #297961

    Bat

    My pissing internet. ffs, I’ve just spent ages on the phone with the little man from BT in India ffs. I’ve managed to get back online again now, though God knows how. Why can’t things just bloody work, ffs. It was ok this morning, grrrrrrr. :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

    #297962

    Bat

    My effing printer is making me swear now, ffs. I installed it TO THE LETTER, exactly as I did with my other pc, and it worked fine, no problems. Now, when I click print, a window pops up asking me if I want to save the document. Errrr, NO I don’t want to save it, I want to print the effing thing, but it won’t. I looked in add/remove programes and it’s all installed, so why won’t the effing stupid thing print? And before you ask, no the cartridges are NOT empty. Poxy pile of junk. ffs. :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

    #297963

    @bat wrote:

    My effing printer is making me swear now, ffs. I installed it TO THE LETTER, exactly as I did with my other pc, and it worked fine, no problems. Now, when I click print, a window pops up asking me if I want to save the document. Errrr, NO I don’t want to save it, I want to print the effing thing, but it won’t. I looked in add/remove programes and it’s all installed, so why won’t the effing stupid thing print? And before you ask, no the cartridges are NOT empty. Poxy pile of junk. ffs. :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

    Hope that helps ya… :wink:

    #297964

    @rubyred wrote:

    wakening up with a face full of boils and the mumps ! ffs.. I thought it was teenagers that got acne ! and ooh my throat hurts.

    Gawd!! sounds nasty Rubes.. you have been through the meal latley eh! Wish ya better.. :cry:

    #297965

    @rubyred wrote:

    wakening up with a face full of boils and the mumps ! ffs.. I thought it was teenagers that got acne ! and ooh my throat hurts.

    sounds bad hope you feel better soon.

    #297966

    (((((((((((((((((((Rubes))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

    What made me swear was going blowling with the kids and c00nty and lossing yet again :evil:

    And having some women sucking her teef at me because i was waiting in the cue for a coffee and was severed before her

    Then the waitress was going to serve her as soon as she sucked her teef i went f00king mad

    Said oi i aint waited here to be ignored the other women sucked her teef again

    So i turned and said suck them once f00king more il knocke the f00kers out

    Wasnt so big then put her head down and shurrup

    #297967

    sunny goin blowling and being severed before sumone else. smile :?: i just pi/ssed messen laffin. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

    #297968

    @pats wrote:

    sunny goin blowling and being severed before sumone else. smile :?: i just pi/ssed messen laffin. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

    [-( Tant funny pats tom was going to bend me over and use me as a blowing ball ffs lol

    As for the bi tch of a women wouldnt mind but as i was walking back to me lane with a coffee a women said oo you have some guts answering her back i said why ???????? the bit ch bleeds like any 1 eles when i head but the c00nt she went off giggling lol

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