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  • #297899

    Don’t smoke as much as i used to. My goal is to smoke just three a day. Morning, noon, and night! :D

    #297900

    @*Sian wrote:

    @sharongooner wrote:

    This made me swear last night. Was in a club with some girlfriends and went to put my coat in on my own. This foreign eastern european fella started to touch me up, in a very invasive mannor. I asked him to stop and turned my back on him. He carried on so whilst I still had my back to him, without even looking at him I punched him in the face and kneed him in his crown jewels :shock: (ive not done karate in about 8 years, but it is a defensive talent that has never left me, but I have NEVER had to use it!). When he got over the shock he came at me and for a split second I was very very scared… then the bouncers (better late than never) came to my rescue and threw him out, quite literally.

    I had a chat with them, as I felt awful that I had resorted to such a low lever, but they had had an eye on him and had some complaints, and said he deserved it anyway. They brought me a drink to say thanks for doing what they are not allowed to do lol

    I got home and told the old man who wanted to go out and hunt him down!

    Those eastern europeans are a disgrace, they try to treat british women like whores as we are far more liberal than there own women. Dirty slimey tossers! Glad you bopped him one. 8)
    I now feel like swearing… Grrrrrr slimey bastards. I used to love our friday nights in loveshack, but those fuckers spoilt it for us, thinking all older white women are desperate slappers looking for a fuck for the night!

    GRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

    Well as much as I dont condone violence :wink: on this occasion I felt helpless and isolated and would do exactly the same again.

    Ive never been treated like that before by anybody of any colour or background.

    If he never saw my wedding ring as a warning Im sure he got the message when it made contact with his face :wink:

    #297901

    2 1 down already ffs was 1 down in the first 6 mins c00nts get ya f00king acts togthers

    #297902

    2 f00king 2 yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss neally half time come onnnnnnnnnnnnn

    #297903

    Spurs losing…. shitty shabby dirty scummy yids bout time they learnt their place :lol:

    #297904

    @sharongooner wrote:

    @*Sian wrote:

    @sharongooner wrote:

    This made me swear last night. Was in a club with some girlfriends and went to put my coat in on my own. This foreign eastern european fella started to touch me up, in a very invasive mannor. I asked him to stop and turned my back on him. He carried on so whilst I still had my back to him, without even looking at him I punched him in the face and kneed him in his crown jewels :shock: (ive not done karate in about 8 years, but it is a defensive talent that has never left me, but I have NEVER had to use it!). When he got over the shock he came at me and for a split second I was very very scared… then the bouncers (better late than never) came to my rescue and threw him out, quite literally.

    I had a chat with them, as I felt awful that I had resorted to such a low lever, but they had had an eye on him and had some complaints, and said he deserved it anyway. They brought me a drink to say thanks for doing what they are not allowed to do lol

    I got home and told the old man who wanted to go out and hunt him down!

    Those eastern europeans are a disgrace, they try to treat british women like whores as we are far more liberal than there own women. Dirty slimey tossers! Glad you bopped him one. 8)
    I now feel like swearing… Grrrrrr slimey bastards. I used to love our friday nights in loveshack, but those fuckers spoilt it for us, thinking all older white women are desperate slappers looking for a fuck for the night!

    GRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

    Well as much as I dont condone violence :wink: on this occasion I felt helpless and isolated and would do exactly the same again.

    Ive never been treated like that before by anybody of any colour or background.

    If he never saw my wedding ring as a warning Im sure he got the message when it made contact with his face :wink:

    Nice one shaz! :wink:

    You dhould have got the cops involved and had the dirty sob deported.

    #297905

    I mulled that over the next day Sir, but decided not too. I hope he learnt his lesson!

    #297906

    There’s no need to call me sir.
    I only use it when I’m with Dickie. :wink:

    #297907

    and who is Dickie?

    #297908

    Rangers going through to the next round of the UEFA Cup. I am a Gers fan, but that match was F***ING torture!! :evil:

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