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That last pint or the last bacadie and coke chasser i had was off
IV never felt so f00king rough in all me life :?
Never agaian and i mean it NEVER
Nothing could make me swear today, I am happy as happy could be….
so ferk off
This made me swear last night. Was in a club with some girlfriends and went to put my coat in on my own. This foreign eastern european fella started to touch me up, in a very invasive mannor. I asked him to stop and turned my back on him. He carried on so whilst I still had my back to him, without even looking at him I punched him in the face and kneed him in his crown jewels :shock: (ive not done karate in about 8 years, but it is a defensive talent that has never left me, but I have NEVER had to use it!). When he got over the shock he came at me and for a split second I was very very scared… then the bouncers (better late than never) came to my rescue and threw him out, quite literally.
I had a chat with them, as I felt awful that I had resorted to such a low lever, but they had had an eye on him and had some complaints, and said he deserved it anyway. They brought me a drink to say thanks for doing what they are not allowed to do lol
I got home and told the old man who wanted to go out and hunt him down!
@sharongooner wrote:
This made me swear last night. Was in a club with some girlfriends and went to put my coat in on my own. This foreign eastern european fella started to touch me up, in a very invasive mannor. I asked him to stop and turned my back on him. He carried on so whilst I still had my back to him, without even looking at him I punched him in the face and kneed him in his crown jewels :shock: (ive not done karate in about 8 years, but it is a defensive talent that has never left me, but I have NEVER had to use it!). When he got over the shock he came at me and for a split second I was very very scared… then the bouncers (better late than never) came to my rescue and threw him out, quite literally.
I had a chat with them, as I felt awful that I had resorted to such a low lever, but they had had an eye on him and had some complaints, and said he deserved it anyway. They brought me a drink to say thanks for doing what they are not allowed to do lol
I got home and told the old man who wanted to go out and hunt him down!
Those eastern europeans are a disgrace, they try to treat british women like whores as we are far more liberal than there own women. Dirty slimey tossers! Glad you bopped him one. 8)
I now feel like swearing… Grrrrrr slimey bastards. I used to love our friday nights in loveshack, but those fuckers spoilt it for us, thinking all older white women are desperate slappers looking for a fuck for the night!GRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
celery and toybulldog made me swear !
in fact, im still foaming at the mouth !
ya daft old punk !
xAutomated service. :lol:
pm’s :wink: :lol:
Hun, you’ve made me laugh so much..
What made me swear..
Opening the kitchen cupboard to look for ciggies, they weren’t there, so bent down to open other cupboard. Picked up a pack, got up, forgetting i left top cupboard open and hit my head! Today i have used the words: “FOR F.U.C.K SAKE” about fifteen times.
@woohoo wrote:
Hun, you’ve made me laugh so much..
What made me swear..
Opening the kitchen cupboard to look for ciggies, they weren’t there, so bent down to open other cupboard. Picked up a pack, got up, forgetting i left top cupboard open and hit my head! Today i have used the words: “FOR F.U.C.K SAKE” about fifteen times.
see its a sign… GIVE UP… ciggies can kill you and also give you a sore head lol :lol:
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