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  • #297859

    ugo

    Above poster makes me swear daily lol

    #297860

    jaysus…my pals son has taken a heart attack.. he is only 19 ! she is texting me and apart from the usual ” keep yer chin up flower” im seriosly worried as he has been moved to Edinburgh,where they do triple bypasses,,and im being all brave for the mums sake !

    we warned him against bad base..cheap speed..but at 19 he KNEW it all.. a decent kid folks ! I speak to him openly and tell him to behave as im a bit o a rebel myself! ( or was)

    god sake take note Tommys of this world ! They think im lecturing and dont have a clue……if you seen the texts i was getting from a mother in serious grief and need..

    ffs.!

    #297861

    @rubyred wrote:

    jaysus…my pals son has taken a heart attack.. he is only 19 ! she is texting me and apart from the usual ” keep yer chin up flower” im seriosly worried as he has been moved to Edinburgh,where they do triple bypasses,,and im being all brave for the mums sake !

    we warned him against bad base..cheap speed..but at 19 he KNEW it all.. a decent kid folks ! I speak to him openly and tell him to behave as im a bit o a rebel myself! ( or was)

    god sake take note Tommys of this world ! They think im lecturing and dont have a clue……if you seen the texts i was getting from a mother in serious grief and need..

    ffs.!

    Aww, keep us posted, hope he recovers.

    #297862

    I was with him on Tuesaday shazz… had the toothache from hell.came out my daughters and met him..i was near greeting (crying) in pain.. i have a special wee love as he is the double of my husband,regards they both look like Richard Beckinsale ! and we used to laugh about that.his mum i knew from the olde days. and a good pal now as she is an ex Northern Soul dudess.
    kinda adopted mark and warned him ! his mum text me there with the Message ” i know ya care lesley,,mark not too good and in edinburgh.pray for us” my first reaction is to go there,but i dont drive,,and im being honest i been drinking as a cook a veggie pathia !

    och!

    #297863

    @rubyred wrote:

    I was with him on Tuesaday shazz… had the toothache from hell.came out my daughters and met him..i was near greeting (crying) in pain.. i have a special wee love as he is the double of my husband,regards they both look like Richard Beckinsale ! and we used to laugh about that.his mum i knew from the olde days. and a good pal now as she is an ex Northern Soul dudess.
    kinda adopted mark and warned him ! his mum text me there with the Message ” i know ya care lesley,,mark not too good and in edinburgh.pray for us” my first reaction is to go there,but i dont drive,,and im being honest i been drinking as a cook a veggie pathia !

    och!

    lol… I doubt there would be much you could do there anyway, at least your at the other end of the phone at anytime.

    #297864

    och i am ! …and making a prefect veggie dish for Jo..simmering away nicely innit !

    im awaiting news with a mobile right next to me ! its his mum i feel sorry for as she tried everything to get him off it. his pal on oil rigs..comes off all money and buys base..!

    at least i do charlie :0

    #297865

    charlie don’t surf

    #297866

    @toybulldog wrote:

    charlie don’t surf

    aye but he floats !

    #297867

    Not getting my lunch break at work today, and having my plans to finish an hour early to make up for it f***ed down the pan :evil:

    #297868

    A head on collision with one of those big fire doors at work. I hadn’t put the door stop in properly so when I turned round I just met one of the side corners head on, had a big lump on my head from it as well :evil:

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