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    @forumhostpb wrote:

    @American Woman wrote:

    My husband was too damn lazy to shovel our driveway this morning so he took my SUV to work and told me that I could shovel the driveway. We received 6 frigging inches of snow last night and he didn’t want to deal with it. :x :x :x Sometimes I feel like more of a man than he is :roll:

    So why shouldn’t YOU shovel the snow???

    The deal is I take care of the in doors and he takes care of the out doors. I don’t recall ever asking him to take care of scrubbing out the toilets. And I shoveled the snow 2 weeks ago for him. The reason he couldn’t do it today is because he was out with his friends last night and he was too lazy to do it this morning before he had to go to work.

    #297780

    Dave came home with the shopping. He gets out the car, picks up the heavily loaded carrier bag and a bottle of voddy pops out the bottom of it and smashes on the floor :twisted:

    I keep telling him not to put too much in one blimmin bag :roll: :twisted:

    #297781

    @sharongooner wrote:

    Dave came home with the shopping. He gets out the car, picks up the heavily loaded carrier bag and a bottle of voddy pops out the bottom of it and smashes on the floor :twisted:

    I keep telling him not to put too much in one blimmin bag :roll: :twisted:

    Lol! It
    has to be the most important item in the bag eh! :wink:

    #297782

    He went and bought another one… well trained eh?! :wink:

    #297783

    @sharongooner wrote:

    He went and bought another one… well trained eh?! :wink:

    You’ll have 2 drink 1/2 as much till such time you think you’ve made up for the ullage lol :D

    #297784

    @lancsman48 wrote:

    @sharongooner wrote:

    He went and bought another one… well trained eh?! :wink:

    You’ll have 2 drink 1/2 as much till such time you think you’ve made up for the ullage lol :D

    :wink: :lol:

    #297785

    Waking up to yet another abscess .Its only been a few weeks back i had one lanced :cry: :cry:

    And its in a very silly place so every time im moving its burning like mad

    #297786

    @sunny wrote:

    Waking up to yet another abscess .Its only been a few weeks back i had one lanced :cry: :cry:

    And its in a very silly place so every time im moving its burning like mad

    oooooooooo Ive had one of them, took about a year to completely go :twisted:

    #297787

    Too many things to list….GRRRRR

    #297788

    You name it must be the worst f00king day of my life :evil:

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