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a man who was dancing in a drunken erratic fashion last night manged to stamp on my foot really hard whilst i was wearing heels :twisted: This morning its twice its normal size and turning a nice shade of reddish brown, the bast.ard!
men… just can’t dance.. i tell ya
my mate… she said… 8pm.. its now 9.44pm.. she text me saying on her way.. women… they can dance.. but they fucing take forever to get ready
@matty wrote:
my mate… she said… 8pm.. its now 9.44pm.. she text me saying on her way.. women… they can dance.. but they fucing take forever to get ready
not me, i can be ready in about 30 minutes, full slap on, slip on a frock, run the straighteners over my hair and im out the door
@~Pebbles~ wrote:
@matty wrote:
my mate… she said… 8pm.. its now 9.44pm.. she text me saying on her way.. women… they can dance.. but they fucing take forever to get ready
not me, i can be ready in about 30 minutes, full slap on, slip on a frock, run the straighteners over my hair and im out the door
same here. 8)
when she arrives.. i’ll tell her… I’ll say .. pebbles can get ready in 30 mins
she will say… are you drunk?
I will say… yes
:lol:
If she is still getting ready now making herself look gorgous she has problems Matty :shock:
if a mate turned up 2 hours late to go out i’d tell her to do one!
My ex phoned on a saturday night I so try to say nothing……………..sdfposefh0sdthfsdfn w9thoawt9hsoeufsodf sdfj s……barsteward :evil:
@wilma wrote:
My ex phoned on a saturday night I so try to say nothing……………..sdfposefh0sdthfsdfn w9thoawt9hsoeufsodf sdfj s……barsteward :evil:
You want me to sort him out for you? :wink:
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