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  • #297699

    sunny have you got an overdraft handy? :wink: :P

    #297700

    @sunny wrote:

    f00k all they have started a bast rd swear box on the bentch c00nts since last thursday iv had to put £6 and its only 10p a word c00nts they are they can even me under me breath ffs wan kers

    Just give them 50 quid and say that your “all in” end of :lol:

    #297701

    @~Pebbles~ wrote:

    sunny have you got an overdraft handy? :wink: :P

    Pebs you have just said what me old man said when i told him he said ffs we will havw to re morgde lol :roll:

    #297702

    my heating is broken and im freeezing :twisted:

    #297703

    a cold sore appearing on my top lip. friggin hurts. Got to try and not laugh today. :?

    #297704

    ugo

    Bought a 4.5 Metre Merc Sprinter Today…… :D :D :D As I parked up the Transit ready to Advertise on eBay I said “Thank F**K For That ” :D :D :D

    #297705

    Rob styles made me and 29000 swear today for 90 f00king mins

    WA N K ER

    #297706

    A very strange conversation with a guy at work. He asked if I could cover a couple of shifts next month but I’ve already been asked to work them.

    ‘No, you haven’t. There’s nothing on the rosters anyway’ he said.

    He was the feckin one that asked me about those shifts a few weeks ago, I even emailed him and my boss to say that I can work them so where along the f***ing line has the confusion come from?!

    #297707

    takin my g/daughter fa her injection and the nurse stabbin me in the elbow wif syringe as she pulled it out the babys leg. :evil:

    #297708

    My husband didn’t realize that my 1 year old was tall enough to reach his coffee cup on the banister. My little guy dumped the cold coffee all over the carpet – grrrr :evil:

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