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It’s gonna cost me near £40 to send my aunt flowers for her birthday next week – goes against my principles! And itunes has developed a mind of its own again by playing silly f***ers and altering the times on some of my music :evil:
Frigging Mother Nature!
It’s been snowing and sleeting with wind chill factors and icy conditions. And then, Mother Nature decided to pull a little joke on us and provide very unseasonably warm temperatures yesterday and today. I don’t even need a coat as feels like a gorgeous Spring morning outside. However, by Friday winter comes back with full force and fury. What a B*tch! :evil:a bird flew over my head and pooped, it looked like a ice cream had melted on my head ffs :shock: :lol:
@American Woman wrote:
Frigging Mother Nature!
It’s been snowing and sleeting with wind chill factors and icy conditions. And then, Mother Nature decided to pull a little joke on us and provide very unseasonably warm temperatures yesterday and today. I don’t even need a coat as feels like a gorgeous Spring morning outside. However, by Friday winter comes back with full force and fury. What a B*tch! :evil:I thought Scottish weather was unpredictable :lol:
Running naked through the local park made me swear today because it was bloody freezing and a dog chased me for two miles untill it finally stopped when I fell in some nettles and prickled my a**e half to death. :shock:
Had too many laxitives with my cuppa, needless to say I didnt make it to the bog. What a mess. Made me swear alot that did. :D
Because it’s monday, and i know that the day after is tuesday, followed by weds…..f%&**£
@anita Gofradump wrote:
Because it’s monday, and i know that the day after is tuesday, followed by weds…..f%&**£
Pass me the bog roll Anita, I’ve had an ‘accident’ :shock:
You need the entire roll just to wipe your mouth :shock: , greed if i ever seen it :twisted: , now have 1 square and be happy!
the price of weddings :shock:
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