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    Man Flu

    #297510

    Chasing a car on the motorway made me swear, bloody thing nearly ran me over :shock:

    #297511

    @Miss Minx wrote:

    Chasing a car on the motorway made me swear, bloody thing nearly ran me over :shock:

    :lol: It just gets better

    #297512

    :lol:

    #297513

    @Miss Minx wrote:

    Chasing a car on the motorway made me swear, bloody thing nearly ran me over :shock:

    did u slip ur leash again………………. [-X

    #297514

    @pats wrote:

    @Miss Minx wrote:

    Chasing a car on the motorway made me swear, bloody thing nearly ran me over :shock:

    did u slip ur leash again………………. [-X

    :lol: :lol: :lol:

    #297515

    Getting a tx at 330 this morning of a tw at saying sorry babes il be home in a bit

    I tx back and said dont bother you c00nt you have tx wrong number

    To wich he replyed oh aint you me wife

    I tx back and said look c00nt if i was ya wife you wouldnt be able to walk being out this time of night

    Then he tx back and said ooooo i like you i turned me phone off then

    Waking me up from me beauty sleep :evil:

    #297516

    @sunny wrote:

    Getting a tx at 330 this morning of a tw at saying sorry babes il be home in a bit

    I tx back and said dont bother you c00nt you have tx wrong number

    To wich he replyed oh aint you me wife

    I tx back and said look c00nt if i was ya wife you wouldnt be able to walk being out this time of night

    Then he tx back and said ooooo i like you i turned me phone off then

    Waking me up from me beauty sleep :evil:

    lmfao :lol:

    #297517

    @sunny wrote:

    Getting a tx at 330 this morning of a tw at saying sorry babes il be home in a bit

    I tx back and said dont bother you c00nt you have tx wrong number

    To wich he replyed oh aint you me wife

    I tx back and said look c00nt if i was ya wife you wouldnt be able to walk being out this time of night

    Then he tx back and said ooooo i like you i turned me phone off then

    Waking me up from me beauty sleep :evil:

    I thought I was being romantic :lol:

    #297518

    @sunny wrote:

    Getting a tx at 330 this morning of a tw at saying sorry babes il be home in a bit

    I tx back and said dont bother you c00nt you have tx wrong number

    To wich he replyed oh aint you me wife

    I tx back and said look c00nt if i was ya wife you wouldnt be able to walk being out this time of night

    Then he tx back and said ooooo i like you i turned me phone off then

    Waking me up from me beauty sleep :evil:

    Sorry mate, didnt mean to wake ya :oops: :wink:

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