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  • #297419

    im kidding ya hen,yeah i can manage regal too,just got in the habit of having the gold packets,cos im snooty like that,,i even hold up my wee pinky to smoke :)

    #297420

    Some cat has just pulled out the turkey I had at christmas out of the bin, and left it half way down the street. Swear to god, If I get hold of that cat…….. :evil:

    #297421

    @Miss Minx wrote:

    Some cat has just pulled out the turkey I had at christmas out of the bin, and left it half way down the street. Swear to god, If I get hold of that cat…….. :evil:

    ewwwwwww you dirty scruff!!!!……….u havnt emptied ur bin since boxin day? thats gross……… :-…

    #297422

    why? done you the favor, the amounts the council charge for taking your rubbish.. the cat never asked you for anything

    #297423

    @pats wrote:

    @Miss Minx wrote:

    Some cat has just pulled out the turkey I had at christmas out of the bin, and left it half way down the street. Swear to god, If I get hold of that cat…….. :evil:

    ewwwwwww you dirty scruff!!!!……….u havnt emptied ur bin since boxin day? thats gross……… :-…

    Scruff??? :shock: :shock: :shock:

    You want me to empty a wheelie bin ffs, thats the councils job. They aren’t collecting rubbish untill Monday. :roll:

    #297424

    Have the cat next year for dinner, it will make a change from turkey. Just remember to Shave it first Donn’t want to spend christmas day coughing up fur balls !

    #297425

    @Miss Minx wrote:

    @pats wrote:

    @Miss Minx wrote:

    Some cat has just pulled out the turkey I had at christmas out of the bin, and left it half way down the street. Swear to god, If I get hold of that cat…….. :evil:

    ewwwwwww you dirty scruff!!!!……….u havnt emptied ur bin since boxin day? thats gross……… :-…

    Scruff??? :shock: :shock: :shock:

    You want me to empty a wheelie bin ffs, thats the councils job. They aren’t collecting rubbish untill Monday. :roll:

    ur still a scruff fa not baggin it proper.sum poor pussy 8) cud choke n die an it will be UR fault……………. [-(

    #297426

    Big f00king cat to climb up on a wheely bin lift the lid and grab the turkey carcas :shock:

    Try to teach some f00king blond haired bimbo how to use a soldering iron

    She wont las a week on my bentch [-( How the f00k can you expect to solder and not chip ya nails c00nt :evil:

    #297427

    @pats wrote:

    @Miss Minx wrote:

    @pats wrote:

    @Miss Minx wrote:

    Some cat has just pulled out the turkey I had at christmas out of the bin, and left it half way down the street. Swear to god, If I get hold of that cat…….. :evil:

    ewwwwwww you dirty scruff!!!!……….u havnt emptied ur bin since boxin day? thats gross……… :-…

    Scruff??? :shock: :shock: :shock:

    You want me to empty a wheelie bin ffs, thats the councils job. They aren’t collecting rubbish untill Monday. :roll:

    ur still a scruff fa not baggin it proper.sum poor little furry cat 8) cud choke n die an it will be UR fault……………. [-(

    I did bag it properly, It’s not my fault gale force winds blew my wheelie bin lid up and the stupid cat’s nails are like razor blades. :evil:

    And your a scruff, for suggesting I am a scruff – So there! *Sticks tongue out*

    #297428

    Oooohhhhh….hark at pats with her standards of hygiene! How the other half live :lol:

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