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  • #297249

    It’s a good job I’m coy and naive so I don’t know what half this stuff means….

    #297250

    @johnboy25 wrote:

    It’s a good job I’m coy and naive so I don’t know what half this stuff means….


    :-k Now where did i put the lube o sod it i have some beef dripping here that will down *gos and gets the double sided tape and wire cutter * :twisted: :twisted:

    #297251

    No, you’ve completely lost me :lol:

    #297252

    Right im ready John lay down please and put this apple in ya mouth the neighbours have young kids in bed dont want to wake them with your screams ………Opss mean cries of pleasure :twisted: :twisted:

    #297253

    Ummm..I’d actually prefer to stand if it’s all the same with you :lol:

    #297254

    Standings fine for where im going to shove the beads :twisted: :twisted:

    #297255

    :shock:

    I hadn’t intended facing the wall but now that seems like a pretty good idea :lol:

    #297256

    Nooooooooooooooo Back agaist the wall son and close ya eyes this will sting for a few seconds but then you will love it

    Gos and plugs the charger to the mains :twisted: :twisted:

    #297257

    @sunny wrote:

    Nooooooooooooooo Back agaist the wall son and close ya eyes this will sting for a few seconds but then you will love it

    Gos and plugs the charger to the mains :twisted: :twisted:

    But I’ve got my whole life ahead of me……. :shock:

    #297258

    Yes yes yes stop ya babbling ffs man now either shurrup and let me insert the beads dont make me put the nipple clamps to the mains [-(

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